Me, of course, you fucking dumbshit.
I, on the other hand, would spend my well-deserved reward on a nice house in Nevada where prostitution is still legal, and throw massive parties for those who vote for me.
Czarcasm.
Peace out.
Which reminds me, did you know you’ve been Pitted? It’s a pretty boring thread title so I could see how even an internet debate addict would have skipped it.
Not at all, I assure you (quite peacefully). Permit me to clarify my statement further:
By stating that the million dollars “will” buy a given quantity of illegal prescription meds, I was merely proposing a purely arbitrary comparison that was not intended to be taken literally, as I think a careful reading of my remark should attest. It is as though I had observed, for example, that a million sea monkeys “will” fit in a cubic meter-sized aquarium; that is not, of course, meant to imply that I actually intend to confine them in such a manner. Because I believe that sea monkeys should be free. That’s just the sort of peaceful soul I am.
If I have inadvertently misled you in this regard, I apologize, and will certainly welcome any peace prize nomination you might care to make for helping to resolve this unfortunate misunderstanding.
That 600 grand offer still stands too. I’m just saying, this could work out well for everyone concerned.
Yes, there seems to be a Professor or two out there that nominates high profile murderers on their way to Death Row. But the Press is usually happy to mention the nomination, even so.
Shoshana: Nominate Cecil, of course!
Nominate me, and I will use ALL* the money to free the sea monkeys so shamefully imprisoned by Terrifel!
*In the sense of “some of.”
That is fine. We understand that there will be some “overhead”* associated with this noble endeavor.
- In the sense of “luxury cars, dancing women and champagne”.
The Committee is made somewhat woozy by the notion of Sea Monkey Bondage. We will reconvene tomorrow.
After Mark Levin “made” the nomination, he was pitted by Keith Olbermann for being a doofus.
Now Levin is claiming he made the nomination by letter knowing that the nominations are made by committee and it was all just a planned trick he played on the lefty liberal media.
And, he is very upset about being listed as one of Olbermann’s “Worst People in the World”.
Levin was ranting and raving on his radio show yesterday about how Olbermann must be a closet Levin listener, is most likely a gay cross dresser, called him “limp” (and something else I forgot implying that Olbermann is sexually impotent) and has further invited anyone who has ever slept (male or female, he stressed!) with Olbermann and not happy about it to contact him so he can air the details. He even had a song sung to the tune of a Christmas song about Olbermann that he was playing on the show.
Levin seems to have some issues!!
How do you say WTF in Norwegian? I’d love to be a fly on the wall at the Nobel committee when they bring up Rush’s nomination. Must’ve been a hoot.
And this: “As the 2007 Nobel Laureate for Peace, Limbaugh would deliver the 2007 Nobel Peace Prize Lecture at that ceremony.”
You’ve got to admit that would be hilarious, if not emetic.
I doubt that Nobel committee will blink an eye when they see the nomination for Rush Limbaugh (even assuming they know who he is). I’ll bet that they’ve seen nominations for lots of people who are less than qualified.
Oh , out of so many priceless moments, I suppose the Michael Fox viddies mighty just ease him down the line on the queque. Rush, Peace? Not so much.
Mark Levin is just a more-vindictive Michael Savage clone (as if that’s possible). Nobody with a functioning cerebral cortex takes either one of these acid-spitting ass-hats seriously. Both of them are to political commentary what the WWE is to sports.
I’m betting Rush is in their spam filter already.
Anyhow, he can put it with his Pulitzer. 
It’s an unsolicited nomination by someone whose opinion counts as much as a mucus-filled hanky. Which is as should be, since it is one.
I listen to talk radio alot while driving and I can’t figure out who the liberal lefty media that “everyone” complains about is.
On our talk stations I hear Rush, Mark Levin, Michael Savage, Glenn Beck, Hannity, Rusty Humphrie, and some other guy whose name I forgot. I am pretty sure that every single sentence that comes out of Levin’s mouth is a lie or at least distortion of the truth.
I listen for two reasons- 1) that, unfortunately, is who is on when I’m driving and 2) I’m waiting to hear one fo them (any one of them, please) fall out form a stroke (or even bettter, a lightning bolt) while on the air.
I also complain to the stations. Savage, for example, is simply insane.
Now that makes sense. I was looking at that letter in the article dated February 1st and thought he must have meant to date it April 1st.
Shit on a shingle! If Rush can be nominated for a Nobel, then I still have a chance of someday being named God.
It’s a figment of the collective right-wing imagination, useful as a scapegoat any time someone reports something they dislike. “The only reason you hear all the bad news coming from Iraq is because of the liberal lefty media!”