Rush Limbaugh, you are dead to us

Is Glenn Beck still alive?

My Right-wing mom would listen to him, but never Rush (“He’s too full of hate!”).

Physically, yes. His career, barely. He’s fading into obscurity as his attempts to become a conservative media mogul have sputtered and flickered away, certainly no Blaze.

He has a really great skill being a loser, honestly. He was strongly opposed to Trump in 2016, even comparing him to Hitler. In 2020, he strongly backed Trump. I think everything that Beck supports ends up failing.

I know a number of politicians I’d love to see him support.

I wonder if Trump will accept Beck’s poisoned endorsement in the 2024 primary or general if he gets that far. I sorta hope so.

He tried riding the never-Trump train for a while, but when he realized he wasn’t getting much mileage (or, for that matter, lucre) out of it, he became a full-on Trumper.

Here’s hoping Tucker Carlson can have an equally rapid descent into obscurity.

Not because he isn’t missed, but because he was so readily replaced.

Three! Three full years clean!

In other news, Rush Limbaugh is still dead.

He and Generalissimo Francisco Franco must have a lot to talk about.

And plenty of time to do it in.

That’s appropriate since he’d sometimes call himself “El Rushbo” on his radio program.

He’s turning over a new leaf…

:sunglasses:

Has he met Francisco Franco?

Good News!

We’ve finally convinced Rush Limbaugh to go green…

This may be inaccurate.

https://www.ojp.gov/ncjrs/virtual-library/abstracts/alcohol-decomposed-bodies-postmortem-synthesis-and-distribution

ALCOHOL IN DECOMPOSED BODIES: POSTMORTEM SYNTHESIS AND DISTRIBUTION

So it’s true. Someone can be dead drunk.

Only on the Dope would we discuss this. The things you learn!

It’s just rotten, isn’t it?

Andrew Breitbart beat him to that.

I’m hoping Rush and Henry Kissinger can team up to discover a way to become even more dead.