Russia makes Steven Seagal special envoy to US

All I know is one team has Vlad Putin, Donald Trump, Kim Jong-un, Dennis Rodman, and now Steven Seagal. So I have no problem declaring my loyalty for the other team.

“…you can check out any time you’d like, but you can never leave…”

You are buying the gallon of brain bleach I need.
From the OP is this quote:

Bolding and Italics mine.

If you haven’t studied history, Jews in Russia have had a…interesting…history, at times being of great importance, at other times victims of pogroms and bigotry. While Mr. Segal is apparently willing to represent Russia is one of those mysteries of life that I’d just sooner have known nothing about, like some of the information David Attenborough goes on and on about.

I might, if there is a chance I would find out that Chuck Norris can actually make facial expressions.