Russian Squirrels Kill Dog For Food

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Remember the evil squirrel thread a while back ? These are nasty squirrels :

Nasty wildlife they have there. Even the chipmunks :

In Soviet Russia, squirrels chase dogs!

Sorry, I just had to.

You often hear about bread shortages, but a pine cone shortage?? Man.

I’m wracking my brain to think of something witty to say, but I’ve got nothing.

I’m never going outside again.

Wonder what the going rate in the squirrel protection racket is these days?

I’ve always known squirrls were evil. This just proves me right.

Now to tell my therapist he was wrong.

We’ll just introduce him to the squirrels …

Your left nut? :wink: :smiley:

~D & R~

My God, It’s like Harry Harrison’s *Deathworld * … !

You’re just Stalin…

When you look up “Urban Legend” in the dictionary…

I remember from my childhood that Russians have always been afraid of squirrel.

And moose.

A moose bit my sister once.

/obligatory

I tried to Putin my 2 cents…

You’ll have to run fast, lookin’ at those little sods. They could be quite partial to left nuts! :slight_smile:

Holy crap! There’s a colony of black squirrles that live near my apartment! I’m next on the menu! I know it!

Just try not to bark and growl at them, bouv. They really hate the barking and the growling.

It reminds me of that Far Side cartoon where the guy goes into the forest. It went something like this:

“As usual, the forest was full of happy creatures, but today something seemed amiss.”

And there’s about 50 animals of all types, lined up, smiling broadly at him.

Hmmm, I know its on he BBC website and all, but really, its much more likely the other way around, a stray dog is going to be hungry and nasty and would probably look upon a bunch of squirrels as a great gastronomic opportunity.

How long would it take a bunch of squirrels to take a dog down and eviscerate it ? Certainly not before any observers had intervened, which is what is stated in the article.

Sorry, don’t believe it.