Rutgers paying Snooki $30K to speak

What exactly does she do at an appearance like this? I guess I could kinda see what she might bring to a nightclub opening or something like that, but what’s her shtick when she appears before a bunch of college students? I’m baffled.

I have liquor, can I be the random guy!!!

So…you are thinking they should have hired Pauly D instead?

(I had to look that up, though I had a good guess.)

No, I’m thinking that if you have thirty freaking thousand dollars to spend on entertainment, you are a moron to use it to hire “Snooki.” I don’t care what the skank does, I guarantee there’s plenty of ways to have a lot more fun.

The Rutgers kids have laid themselves open to derisive laughter now and for all time.

No worries. I had to check both guys & gals IDs. I still have a shirt saying “The Rusty Screw Tavern: Staff” somewhere.

Where was the Rusty Screw? Was in on the College Ave campus? I remember the Golden Rail and Old Queens Tavern.

No way, I want to party down with Toni M.!

I still have all the respect I ever had for Rutgers…or ever will.

It was in the basement of the College Ave Student Center, although there was one on Busch and a smaller one on Douglass. The one on Douglass folded first, then the one on Busch. The one on College Ave was still open your freshman year, possibly your sophomore year too.

FTR- Stuff Yer Face is still there & the trains still run on the tracks at Tumulty’s when the AMTRAKs go by.

Ha! yes, I remember now. I didn’t spend much time in the student center. I haven’t been back to New Brunswick in years, but I miss the System and Rutgers Fried Chicken…