Sad state of the media

And now, for a story so shocking, so sad, so horrifying, we will repeat it as many times as possible, with video.

You know which one I’m talking about.

What? Bill and Kathy leaving California? How is that shocking or horrifying? (Sad, maybe, depending on whether you’re a monarchist.)

You must be referring to my obsessive compulsive ass scratching and the ensuing pus filled lesions. I refuse to release the video until the pictures of Osama’s corpse are released, so they can be fairly compared against each other.

Last night on the Joy Behar show, Roseanne shared her opinions on the Casey Anthony case. Surely every person on the planet has something better to do than watch this.