Fair and balanced: pre-invasion truths told by the Bush WH…
Since there seems to be a lot of heat directed at the current Administration for their handling of the pre-invasion intelligence, I thought it would only be fair to make a list of the undeniable factual truths used to justify GW-2.
Seems only fair that I get the ball rolling:
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:::tap tap tap:::
Oh, oh, I got it!..mm, no, no, not that one either. :smack:
Zzzzzzz…
mmmmm…
Damn! I admit it, maybe this wasn’t such a good idea. Time to pull out all stops and go into emergecy mode:
Saddam’s an eeeeeeevildoer! Yep! That’s it.
There, I feel much better already. Fair and balanced is where it’s at and I’ve just done my share.
In fact, I think that’s Fox News knocking at my door
Ah, th’ hell with it. Here’re a few pre-invasion truths:
“The United Nations concluded in 1999 that Saddam Hussein had biological weapons materials sufficient to produce over 25,000 liters of anthrax; enough doses to kill several million people. He hasn’t accounted for that material. He has given no evidence that he has destroyed it.”
“The United Nations concluded that Saddam Hussein had materials sufficient to produce more than 38,000 liters of botulinum toxin; enough to subject millions of people to death by respiratory failure. He hasn’t accounted for that material. He’s given no evidence that he has destroyed it.”
“U.S. intelligence indicates that Saddam Hussein had upwards of 30,000 munitions capable of delivering chemical agents. Inspectors recently turned up 16 of them, despite Iraq’s recent declaration denying their existence.”
Get the rest of the SOTU transcript here. If it makes you feel better, you can mentally ignore the one sentence that turned out to be wholly erroneous. Focus on the other thousand or so sentences instead.
Scary stuff indeed. Only one problem, where is it? Because after three months and literally 100,000’s of men looking for it, nothing, zilch, nada. Is this some sort of “faith-based” threat?
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Geez, I’m breaking into a cold sweat all over again just reading about the it. But there’s that problem again, where the fuck is it? Hmm…must be that “murky intelligence” Wolfowitz alluded to.
Wonder how “murky” it is about, oh, fer instance, North Korea? Shoot, Dubya might as well be jumping into his fighter jet (along with his trusty cod piece) right now if that’s the standard for war!
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Well, either US intelligence is full of shit or Saddam’s the new Houdini. How else do you explain the 29,984 unaccounted for “munitions.” You’d think GI’s would be tripping all over the stuff, there’s so many of both.
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Mmm…I think you mean, if it make you feel better. But no thanks, I’ll just sit here and wait for more of the “undeniable factual truths” I asked for. You know, like the Al-Queda links, aluminum tubes, deathly drones…all mentioned by your pResident at one time or another during his all-out marketing campaign.
This is a nice twist on the “Bush is a liar” thread. Really.
If I didn’t know better, I’d say that you were either Reeder’s other screen name or just a troll. However, I know that a) You’re neither of those, and b)You’re completely serious, so I’ll answer it seriously. Here’s my answer:
:rolleyes:
Thank you for starting yet another pointless thread. It gives me occasion to use the rolleyes smiley in an appropriate manner.
Pardon me if this makes me a little nervous, since I myself have materials sufficient to produce more than 38,000 liters of botulinum toxin.
Yes, it’s true. I have a 20-gallon stainless steel pot, more than a hundred 1-quart, wide-mouthed mason jars, limitless access to discarded pea-husks and beanstalks, running water, electricity, a library card, an 800X microscope, and plenty of time.
If they had the weapons before as the UN claimed, the weapons should still be exactly where they’ve always been — like Excaliber stuck in a rock. Such weapons cannot be moved. There is no known force that will move a beaker from one location to another.
One thing at a time. For starters, I claim that you’re either a blind ideologue or a twit with a broken index finger. For your sake I hope its the latter. Fingers mend.
Had you not been one of the two, odds are quite high that you would have chosen to click on either of the two links – provided for both your convenience and my entertainment. Once there, your question would have been answered in full.
To spare you from further embarrasment, I’ll give you the abridged version. Turns out there’s really no ‘UN report’ as quoted by Smirk, but rather a UNMOVICassesment. And not only does he use the high end estimates provided by UNMOVIC, but he also fails to explain that liquid anthax only has shelf life of about a year and that “UNMOVIC has no evidence that drying of anthrax or any other agent in bulk was conducted.” Meaning that the odds Saddam actually had anything usable, were at best, unkown. Not the feeling one got listening to the Emperor, was it?
It’s also worth pointing out that while the assesment is dated 1999, the actual inventory numbers cited refer back to the 1991 inventory. There was simply no evidence that they existed at the time the report was written.
In addition to the above, you mighty also want to read some of the other articles on those sites. Then again, you might not, as they don’t exactly corroborate your pResident’s claims. A lie? Stretching the truth? Somewhat of a fabrication? FWIW, I kind of enjoy the ‘sexed-up’ moniker. Those Brits, they speak English so well, don’t they?
But whatever it is, you’d agree it’s not an “undeniable factual truth,” right?
Not surprisingly, you have it ass backwards. See, if it wasn’t for non-thinking asslickers and cheerleaders such as yourself, the invasion wouldn’t have happened. And there be a lot more innocent people alive today.
Well, that was easy. Run along now – take good care of that finger, 'cause the mind’s a gonner already.
PS-On preview. I see Desmostylus has already spoilt half my fun. Oh well, plenty more to go around.
There is also no known force (assuming I remember things correctly) preventing anthrax, vX, and other biological and chemical weapons from expiring over time.