Verily, OP, I come unto you to share a message from the people of the internet. We name you brother and find your stories cool.
Can you please manage to stay away another 8 years? It was great the last time.
Holy crap. Profile says he’s in Minnesota. Bets he’s in Michele Bachmann’s district. Probably a big fan of Ol’ Crazy Eyes.
Loves me some orzo.
Yeah, orzo is the goods. Braise some lamb shanks, plop 'em on a bed or orzo and you’re on good shape - just need a good greek salad and a bottle of roditis and some crusty bread…
Damn, now I have to go to Greektown.
Puleeze, racism is a very low blow.
Sorry guys, I just got back from Obama Praise and Worship. Is it too late to quote The Audacity of Hope at this guy?
It so reminded me of this National Lampoon classic. 
Further, if my friends and I ever assemble ourselves into some sort of musical conglomerate we will be thenceforth be known as Adios Asshats.
I used to be one of you. Take it from me, there’s a cure for it nowadays.
Great link, gracias! Oooops, I meant to say thank you!
:dubious:
Tea Party member, natch.
Do tell us more about how much your butt hurts, Linguini.
The cure for it is to give up listening to the phony ‘news’ network and the ‘entertainers’ whose entire business model is to, as my sig line implies, fill you with fear and anger so that you’ll keep coming back for more.
This world has a lot of very real terrors and darkness. The crap these people are so angry about doesn’t come close to those. And the dire predictions of doom they constantly sell? You’d think they’d eventually catch on that none of them ever come true, but sadly they just get caught up in the next wave of fear and outrage.
Because they like it.
If they didn’t like living their lives in fear and anger, you’d think they’d stop going back for more.
Linguini-A tapeworm with asparations.
Let’s hope so.
“I’ll take Failed Marvel Villain Team Names for $200, Alex.”
See you in six months!
Next time, come back, bring facts!
Dopers are the elite now?!