There’s a gay recruitment thread going on right now. Maybe you could swing over there and turn somebody?
Shhhh! Don’t be so loud about recruiting or the Gay Army will come over here and smoke us all out of our holes. They’re armed and fabulous.
Ditto the “put me on the wacky story mailing list” plea! In fact, I almost wish there could be a Daily Sampiro column or email that I could read each morning, just to get a flavor of your wonderful storytelling to start my day off right. 
And you know, sir, you can offer me your seat on a train any day.
I’d like to send you a wave and a hug too Samp! And may I please go on that mailing list too?
You and Mister Wang-Ka were one of the main reasons I signed up, and more than once your posts have caused unfortunate tea + computer interfaces!
Best wishes
Ying
Ya know, just posting the story here would be quicker than keeping track of all these email addresses! But if you’re determined to go email, I want to be on that list, please.
I’m not gay, but willing to try if it will improve the narrative.
So, How *you * doin’?
I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your mailing list also.
Who’s going to do what now?
I, too, find myself intrigued by your ideas and wish to subscribe to your mailing list.
Yes, please, tell me more about this 2800-year-old, hysterical-deafness-inducing mummy!
Glad to hear you’re doing OK.
I think of you often, too, Sampiro; in fact I’ve been waiting for you to come back to your Gone with the Wind thread so we can continue talking about madames. I hope you still have me on your Send Me Stories email list.
Just yesterday I was listinning to a guy with a southern accent, tell a long, hilarious story about some family drama, all hand-gesturing and doing characters in their voice and I thought: “This sounds like I imagine Sampiro”, and I wondered this too!
Glad to hear you’re making it, and keeping your head through it all.
Same! I love Sampiro’s stories about his momma, or really, about anything. He’s a damn good writer and has a great sense of humor.
And Master Wang-Ka (is it Master or Mister? Can’t remember. Whatever) is the other half of the equation for me joining - I read an old thread of his about scaring Jehova’s Witnesses in his underwear and I was sold.
Sampiro, I hope everything goes well, that there’s a funny story out of it, and that I can please be on that e-mail list? bats eyelashes
I’m a bisexual female, but what the hell. How YOU doin’?? 
~Tasha
Mummy Stories? So who gets to wear the Indiana Jones hat? Sign me up, too!
(Glad to hear your mom’s doing OK.)
Wait…what? Your sister got into a screaming match with a mummy, who then developed hysterical deafness as a defense mechanism?
Yesh, you’d better email me with the real story so I stop sreading erroneous fact.
::Enters thread. Sees e-mail bandwagon. Jumps on::
Peace and strength, sampiro
Sampiro, deepest sympathies. It will work out though. Please add me to the list, if you can.
Well, as you don’t seem interested in posting the story here, Sampiro, by all means add me to the e-mail list!
I’m glad to hear your mom’s doing okay, too.
Well, at least you’re not bored…glad things are at least ok with your mom’s health. Can’t wait to hear the rest. Email’s in the profile and since I am an ahem editor with ahem**connections…no, really. I’m very well-connected. Kneebones connected to the thigh bones, thigh bones connected to the hip…well, you get the idea. Hope things stay status quo or better.
I want the story, too! (Dude, you might as well post it, you know.)
Add me to that e-mail. I’ve got to hear this one.