Professional help. Your obsession with what other people think is taking over your life and making you a dull one trick ponny.
In your latest opus, CarnalK calls you on a point that you yourself (in post 25) admit to be true. But you cannot take that lying down. You must turn it around and hijack your own thread into yet another wailing and gnashing of teeth about the sister board.
Never mind that his comment had absolutely nothing to do with anything even related to that place. Why did you have to bring that up? Are you so obsessed that you see everything as connected to that? Do you post just to see if someone on your “Sampiro’s least wanted” list pops up so you can slam them? Can’t you just stop yourself from looking over there to see if it is all about you? Or maybe you just crave that attention.
It seems that some people even bothered to read your OP(s) and are trying to discuss it, but you just keep coming back to CarnalK. Who is trolling?
But hey, it is all cool, right?. I mean, you are one of the good guys, and are well liked by the majority. Heck, you can even reference the sister board and make a thread about bashing it without falling afoul of the mods and the “thou shalt not start board wars” rule. That means that when in post 84 you decree that it is CarnalK’s fault, it must be so. It is a good thing to be on the team that writes the history books.
Seriously, enjoy your life. Read the story about the kid, the old man and the donkey. Realize that no matter what you do, some people will think ill of it and make fun of it. Stop searching for that people. Don’t go to them if they don’t come to you. Just live your life and enjoy the company of those who appreciate you.
Wow, neither **Sampiro ** or **CarnalK ** come off looking good in that thread, but **Sampiro ** looks crazy.
Is he having a breakdown, that 3 post op was impossible to bother reading. The return fire on **Carnalk ** was way over the top. The bash on Liberal, seemed to come out of nowhere and the apology later looked weak.
Did I miss something, is the other place bugging him again or is **Sampiro ** having some other problem?
Oh my God… oh my God… I totally wasn’t expecting this… I joined this board on 29 August 2002… what’s that… almost 5 and a 1/2 years… I’ve had over 11,000 posts, and… I wasn’t prepared for this- it’s my first ever PIT THREAD!
Oh, I know this sounds rehearsed but it’s not, there are so many people to thank and I know I’m going to forget the important ones before the music plays… okay, real quickly, I’d like to thank E-Sabbath and MightyGirl just because you’re the first names I see… thanks guys… ummm, in no particular order… Jali, Kayla’s Dad, Miller, IvyLass, Johanna, Ginger of the North, Rubystreak, Diogenes (he in the house tonight? can’t see him), Askia, Anaamika (did I spell that right?), jsgoddess… um, just all the people I’ve grown to love reading on this board… Eve, you are and were a goddess among Dopers and I for one long for just one more theophany one of these days so please don’t disappoint us… ummm, a shout out to all my homo homies- Swampbear (another homo who knows his way around scuppernong wine and mayhaw jelly- if we ever meet we’ve got a lot to talk about), Marley23, Otto, (is Miller gay? If he is put him over here), umm… I know I’m forgetting a whole bunch of fudgepackers out there somewhere… to Cecil and Signore Signorino without whom none of this would be possible we’ve never met but I’ve never once let that stop me from believing in you… to all the men and women stationed in Iraq and Afghanistan and Clanton, Alabama, this is for you… to my great-great-grandfather’s unit Company H of the 51st Alabama Cavalry - Yaller hammer Alabammer flicker flicker flicker jammer you guys!… to NO PLEASE! STOP THE MUSIC STOP THE MUSIC… JUST A FEW MORE… to my Lord in Heaven this week Buddha for giving me the courage to keep excreting in spite of the boils, and to all the people in Third Grade who said that… STOP THE MUSIC PLEASE THERE ARE TOO MANY… okay, you’ll just have to read my thanks in tomorrow’s Variety… thank you guys, God bless, FREE THE WEST MEMPHIS THREE! ACT UP, FIGHT CHOLERA!!!
Sampiro looks like someone who’s quite loquacious and emotional, maybe types really fast and doesn’t edit, who has been needled half to death. CarnalK looks like mean asshole with an axe to grind who drops a shitbomb and then acts surprised when it gets on him.
CarnalK is a petty, moronic asshole. He was obviously trying to get a rise out of Sampiro, just like he does every time Sampiro starts a thread. It’s weird and creepy, and makes CarnalK look like even more of a fuckhead than he usually does.
Sampiro, on the other hand is actually edifying to the board*.
*[sub]That is, I like to read his posts. Which is all I care about.[/sub]
Glaring spelling error aside (Psst, it’s pony, not ponny.) something jumped out at me and I felt the need to speak about the bolded part in your qoute. Sister board? Sister board? You’re batshit! That place is not even remotely a friend to this place.
Yeah, it’s a little crazy. It’s very much a thread that contains, ah, a lot of information.
I think, and I’m not speaking for Sampiro, that he was responding to CarnalK’s jibe about Sampiro just being jealous of an actual successful gay person (unlike himself, was the implication) as the motivation for Sampiro’s criticism of Jodie Foster. Jodie Foster was stalked by John Hinckley, who shot Pres. Reagan to impress her. So Sampiro was giving his “real” reason for being jealous of Jodie Foster, that she “stole” John Hinckley. That post was supposed to sound crazy.
Jodie Foster has been known to be gay for a long time, but didn’t come out despite it being common knowledge. I’m pretty sure that’s where Sampiro’s ire at Ms. Foster comes from, and not jealousy. CarnalK’s comment was just fucking mean and way off base. Shocking, I know.
I wish Sampiro would just put CarnalK on ignore and not worry about what he thinks. Flying off the handle with melodramatic responses like those in that thread open him up to criticism like this thread. Not worth it, man. Totally a waste of your writing time.
Was there a rule change I was not aware of? If we want to comment on a thread we now have to open a new thread rather than comment in the actual thread?
I’m just curious since people are actually debating it and the rest of the thread…were we supposed to get the OP? Or was it meant to be a dadaist set of ramblings?
WTF are you talking about? Every time he starts a thread? As far as I can tell, the only other thread of his in the past year that I’ve posted in was that one about Ellen DeGeneres vs the Animal Shelter. And I didn’t shit in that one at all. Sheesh, it’s pretty wild watching the myth become reality.
Ok, it was crazy sounding for humor. I’ll accept that, but I think you are correct, that **Sampiro ** needs to just put **CarnalK ** on ignore. He would be a much happier person if he did.
I hope **Sampiro ** is not really feeling anger toward **Jodie Foster ** for coming out late in life. That would also seem like a very silly thing to hold against someone.
That other thread is about something and when I posted this, there was still people trying to remain on topic in the last 5 posts. I didn’t feel like continuing to the hijack, even if it was OP sponsored.
