I talked to them on the phone tonight, and made a pass at Sandyr
that’s all
First you meet the girl of your dreams then you start hitting on Sandyr? So the testosterone treatments are working?
I thought she was spoken for… If only I would’ve known 
Ad Noctum is leaving out a couple of little things sandyr and I told him: she is twice his age, and I am three times his age. But my s.o. has a cute daughter his age and my youngest daughter is only two years older than he is.
We really enjoyed talking to you, Ad Noctum, and we’re disappointed that you can’t make it to the Dopefest.
sandyr just left about fifteen minutes ago. We watched the Olympics and played with the cats and the dog (and she almost stepped on the turtle). She also met my favorite neighbor, who actually is named Sandy. My s.o. made fajitas and guacamole.
What would it take to convince your parents that we aren’t serial killers, or depraved sexual perverts?
…and then Ad Noctum’s phone card died
He’s a nice guy - it’s too bad he can’t make it to the <shameless plug> Central MN dopefest </shameless plug>.
dropzone, leave the boy alone! Do you have any idea how seldom I get hit on?
Awwwwwwww 
More often than ME, I’m sure!
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Hi Ad Noctum!
Do your parents come to St. Cloud often? They could come here and meet me if that would make them feel any better (just remember to mention the furry critters in case either of them has allergies). And we could maybe arrange for sandyr to be here too, and Bob (but he’s working second shift for the next two weeks).
I didn’t find those photos to scan for you, but will keep looking.
Take care, and have a fun week at school.
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I wonder why I posted that second bump…
oh well,-
and no, my parents hardly ever go to St. Cloud, but no allergies between the two of them to pets. I had a fun time hitting on the two of you the other night, and am kinda glad my phone-card ran out when it did, hehehehe
anyhow, bye-bye, reply soon
I take it you’re waiting for me? Glutton for punishment, eh? Lucky for you I like ya, kid 
<sarcasm> Thanks ever so much, Ad, for replying to my email </sarcasm> But let me know the next time you hit St. Cloud…
Spidey, did I mention thanks for dinner? 
Yes you did thank us, several times, ////sandyr\\. It was fun.
And ////Ad Noctum\\, when you go bambi hunting, make sure you don’t become a target (doesn’t happen often, but even once is too much).
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hugs and kisses to you both.
[And quit with the BlackWidow stuff Ad; you’ll give me a complex.]
So what did you think of my smooth,Baritone, Barry White voice?
oh, hello y’all
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Are you posting from school, Ad Noctum? Do I have to come over there and tell your teachers?
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And when are you coming to St. Cloud to bowl again?
Bob’s kids are here every Sunday and every other weekend, so those would be good times to meet them (his daughter the figure skater leaves on Sunday afternoons for skating practice).
If you are going to keep bumping this thread, let’s have a little more input, like, are the leaves at peak in your area, or, are there lots of deer this year, or, what classes are you taking. Ya wouldn’t want to get accused of post padding. would you?
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what is the penalty for post-padding?
50 lashings or Thumbscrews? hehehehehehe
(same goes for getting on from school)
The leaves?-Holy Overnight! they changed faster than I could blink my eye (if I held them shut really long time… like sleeping)!
I’m not wuite sure when I am coming to St. Cloud to bowl again, for your liking, I hope soon heheehe
anyhow, I must be off, later
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Oops, I’m sorry, you’re too nice of a guy to insult
I’ll have to admit it was quite nice chatting with you - I wish your parents didn’t think we MN dopers were ax-wielding perverts; any chance you could get them online to view the threads here?
Ad, I have to tell you about my little brother…
Mike’s birthday is 2 November, right before opening deer season. So (almost) 9 years ago my father hauled a hay wagon out to a prime hunting location and parked my brother there with only three bullets (for safety) in his Enfield .308. After a short period of time Mike looks up and sees a picture-perfect 12-pointer feeding at the edge of the swamp. Mike takes three shots…
…and misses! So he very quietly and carefully (bucks are afraid of loud noises, remember) reloads three rounds into his rifle…
…and drops a buck that dressed out at 220
Top that this season (and send me venison jerky) and I’ll buy you a six-pack once at the next MN Dopefest