I ain’t too sure if this has been done before, but I figured that if we’re having all of these DopeFests, maybe someone or two out there’ll hook up. Call me crazy. Any takers? I’ll go first:
5’6" 170lb SW Professional Fella ISO an intelligent lady who likes the outdoors.
Tripler
Another fine thread from the mind of an idiot.
5’7" SWF seeks fun, likeable guy who’s willing to put up with me. 
Ok. You’re crazy.
SWF ISO SM (Really, I’m not very particular at all…)
Must resist…control…repeat mantra…I will not be a dirty old man…I will not be a dirty old man…I will not be a dirty old man…
Awww… Why not, MysterEcks? 
Hmmm, with all of those thread weddings a while back, I’m curious…could there be some thread dates coming up? 
Touch under 6ft Aussie male seeks fun-loving open-minded gal not afraid to party, try new things and snuggle.
Would be nice if applicant fittedthese guidelines but not necessary.
well, I only recently became single (sob sob)
SO, here goes.
SWM 18 5’11½" ISO SF 17-20.
5’8" SWF who has given up even fantasizing about date-ible guys. Still vicariously following the Dopefests & date threads. But, I got a postcard from Strainger, so it ain’t all bad. Hoppy Hollowdays, everyone!
SM ISO SFWIASFAC* to extend my lifespan. Bachelors die younger. Come on, do you want me to die before my time? Just because I dance like David Byrne, make spreadsheets of overseas election data for fun, and occasionally leave stubble on each side of my jaw? How draconian is that? I bet you giggled when they offed Sean Penn in Dead Man Walking.
Well, dpr…I meet most of your criteria, but I live in frigging DC!
SM 24 6’3” 160lbs ISO mutant, undead queen of lesser demons with whom to share my rule over the underworld for all eternity. Must like cats.
Wow, Tymp! Am I ever the girl for you!
SWF, 20, 5’5" ISO SM. My interests include cemeteries, journalism, horror and sci-fi, computer gaming, Penn and Teller, a capella music, Mystery Science Theater 3000, and quoting things out of context. Applicants must hate the outdoors and all humanity.
Well, just back a Tymp up here, I direct all interested parties to his comments in this thread.
[sub]mmm tall skinny boys…**
You know, I’m technically single. Exactly how not particular are you?
SWM ISO SWF; G, PG, R; TMBG, UB; DFW; RSVP ASAP E-I-E-I-O
Oh me, me me!
Single greyish male seeks female for breeding. My hobbies include hiding and smelling things. I like anything with a high fat content. Looks and colour are not important, especially if you are in heat. Oh yes, I am 1 year old and a virgin.
Well, that would be for Turpentine, my rat.
Can I do one, too? You can choose between us:
NO SEX
I just want a friend. I like Kraftwerk, hiding, smelling things and writing on my typwriter. I am seeking a nice boy who will build me a robot and eat spiders. Oh yeah, and I'm cute.
Pick me! Pick me!
SWM, 19, about 6’, scrawny pale computer geek, seeks anything vaguely female that will not be repulsed by him
decides not to give SilverFire a shy smile, because she’s way out of his league
At this time, I hereby declare myself single and free of (f)R’s influence.
SWF
5’4.5"
Well past puberty but well before menopause.
LIKES:
Reading, various musical styles (esp. jazz and opera), Shakespeare/classic literature, NASCAR, birdwatching, origami (okay, I’m just starting and have the paper cuts to prove it), and a little romance.
Aw heck, I’m into nearly anything legal and (mostly) moral.
[Except rap music - gives me a headache.]
ISO:
Gentleman (and I do me gentleman) who can accept my odd sense of humor, interest in diverse subjects, and tendency to wander off-topic. Prefer one (or more) with sense of humor and sense of responsibility.