“Sarah Jessica Parker to launch fragrance”
I just saw that headline on a website. I guess that’s how you can tell you’re really famous - when your farts are announced in the popular press. I, on the other hand, launched a fragrance half-an-hour ago, and there wasn’t a reporter in sight.
Okay, I got that out of my system. Resume browsing.
Sarah is so huge a star, mind you, that it’s not even her farts that garner this publicity, but the mere possibility that, at some future point, she may be launching one.
Reporters are standing by.
At a safe distance.
She’s got the nose for it!
Thank you! I’ll be here all week!
In Sarah’s case the smell would be the smell of the stables.