No, it's not a new fragrance BY JLo

The BBQ Pit
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Is it wrong that I become intensely irritated when I hear a commercial advertising Glow, a new fragrance by Jennifer Lopez.

I feel very safe in assuming that at no point did Jennifer Lopez don a white lab coat, tuck a mechanial pencil behind her ear, refer to a whiteboard loaded with chemical data, or test various mixtures and measure results.

Rather, I suspect she sniffed a piece of paper for 5 seconds and when her nose didn’t fail off, her skin failed to melt away, and she didn’t start a fatal sneezing and then said something like “Send it to marketing.”

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I dunno.I doubt Calvin Klein, Liz Taylor or Michael Jordan are aroma chemists either…

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I’ll BET Michael Jordan has a fragrance.

Eau de Locker Room? Gym Shoes No. 5?

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Or Cash to pay off wife for whoring around.

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“for whoring around.”
And thus we come full circle back to J Lo.

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Imagine how I feel when I realized that I actually like the stuff. It has a very subtle, floral aroma, with hints of lily-of-the-valley.

And then I look at that tacky bottle with the silver chain and obnoxious little “JLo” rhinestone charm on it. /shudder And I put it back on the shelf and go buy some other perfume.

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[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by Ferret Herder *
**Imagine how I feel when I realized that I actually like the stuff. It has a very subtle, floral aroma, with hints of lily-of-the-valley.

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[Gheorghe Muresan]“Smells like cabbage.”[/Gheorghe Muresan]

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BWAHAHAHAH! :smiley:

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Well, there you go. She caught a whiff of boiled cabbage and was caught up in a rush of nostalgia for her old 'hood in the Bronx. Missus Yahootie upstairs in the fourth-floor walk-up always had a pot going.