Sarah K. Palin, Will You Please Go Now?

Sarah Palin herself insistsshe should be called governor. The question is: why does the media humor her?

It was an error on the part of the mall: News, Politics, Sports, Mail & Latest Headlines - AOL.com

All this story says is that the Mall of America shouldn’t have given this information to the Associated Press, not that it’s at all inaccurate.

She will not go
She hangs around
And each day drags
Our IQ down

She “wrote” a “book”
(Too strong, each word)
From state to state,
stuffed minds with turd

At the Tea Party Con
She spoke from the heart
But was asked there just
To make teabags look smart

Sarah, please go
Our patience wears thin
Your place is the bottom
Of history’s bin

You can go in the sun
You can go in the rain
But please stop embarrassing
Poor John McCain

Lord knows he’s pretty good at that all by himself.

http://rawstory.com/rs/2010/0413/report-palin-earned-12-million-months/ This article says she has raked in 12 million since she became the "quitinator’. She is not going anywhere until the repubs quit ladling money on her.

Reggie Love left the President, who will he shower with now? Hillary has Huma, who does SJ Kagan have? Screaming Weiner? Kevin Jennings is the Safe School Czar, right up there with Sandusky and all the McQueary types at Penn State, Rahm Dead Fish Emanual was/is a ballerina, and all the Chicago politicians used to attend the Mans Country gay social club and Rev (lol) Wright used to facilitate young, gay men for all the Chicago Loiticians. Bawney Frank has a homosexual lover at Fannie (lol) named Moses, and Barney loves the gitchi-goomi, most of Obama appointees are gay and so is 20% of Hollywood, and Oprah, Ellen, and they all want you regular people to think it’s normal to place your penus into a rectum, that’s what leads to AIDs, and homosexuals don’t care, like Jobs.

Not getting your point. Too mant gays?

Not getting the point because it reads like gobbledygook.

Michelle, I suppose. Or possibly Biden.

Wait! Did he just say that he thought Jobs (as in Steve Jobs <pbuh>) was gay?
I am a little confused here.
Perhaps the post was somewhat incoherent.
I DID put on my ‘dumbass decoder ring’ prior to reading it, but I am still clueless.

Any help here?

Nah, I was gonna ask you; I don’t have a decoder ring.

We should start a New Troll Poster Death Pool. How many threads will they start, how many posts will they make, before their eventual banishment?

It broke your ring.

You should try not typing with your hard-on.

Look, Marge, you don’t know what it’s like. I’m the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. And I’m not out of order! You’re out of order. The whole freaking system is out of order. You want the truth? You want the truth?! You can’t handle the truth! 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend’s face, you’ll know what to do! Forget it, Marge, it’s Chinatown.

Now who can argue with that? I think we’re all indebted to Chippy Johnson for stating what needed to be said. I’m particulary glad that these lovely children are here today to read that post. Not only was it authentic online gibberish, it expressed the homophobia little seen in this day and age.

And burned your dog.

He can’t have been doing that, he reached the number row to type 20%.

I like watching her, in the same way I liked the Jerry Springer freak show.

I get a certain evil glee, knowing no matter how fucked up I could possibly get, there will always be some inbred drooling idiots who are far far worse. And that’s just her “fanboys”. :smiley: