Hey, if she’d taught her daughter to do things out of the box, she wouldn’t be a grandmother already.
Magnum Staplegun is as batshit crazy as her boss. What a toady.
Well? Isn’t that basically correct in all probability?
Just a day or two before her Big Announcement, my right wing neighbor was extolling the virtues of Saint Sarah, whom all women want to be like (his words and most definitely not mine.) He also mentioned that Saint Sarah never started anything that she did not finish. Well, a big, fat Nelson Muntz HAW HAW to you, Mr. Right-Winger!
I just hope the next Doper who has a meltdown and quits the board in flames remembers to say in parting, “I’m a fighter, not a quitter.”
What I particularly like is that she “doesn’t need a title to effect change for our state.” Well, gee, Sarah, don’t you think you might have realized that before asking all those people to give money and vote for you to get you that title? Before you collected two and a half years worth of salary and per diem for living in your own house, not to mention the expense of keeping you and your four/five kids nominally in the governor’s mansion all that time? The many times you comandeered jets after grandstanding the “sale” of the governor’s jet? If you didn’t feel that a “title” was a valuable aid to effecting your policies, just what the hell has all of this been about? Other than pure self-promotion, and money-making opportunities for Todd, that is. Oh, and petty power plays like Trooper-gate, of course. Obviously a title was very handy for those.
I have the perfect running mate for Sarah; “Movin’ Mikey” Johanns, Senator from Nebraska.
Mikey got re-elected Mayor of Lincoln, then promptly ran for Governor; got re-elected to that post, and bugged out to become GWB’s Ag Secretary; then bugged out of that to run for Senate in 2008. Mikey will be just about at his usual expiration date by 2012 and ready to make his next move.
Mikey loves running for things and hates actually running things. The female equivalent of GWB won’t have to worry about a power-grabbing Cheney type with Mikey.
I sure wish someone would teach the silly bint about extrapolation.
I’d say that the resignation of the over-inflated sloganeering barbie doll was EXACTLY the right course for her to take for the good of Alaska.
Even better of course, would have not running for Governor in the first place.
Could we balance the budget if we sold Alaska to Canada?
Alaska has lots of oil. We should probably just keep it and sell Palin to Canada.
You’re all wrong. The correct answer is… JESUS!
Sarah is feeling crucified.
Well, we probably wouldn’t pay much. I mean, we already got a huge amount of snow-covered north in the cupboard, so it’s not like we desperately need Alaska for anything.
That’s awful! Awful entertaining!
So I laughed at how she openly states her resignation is best for the state, and then:
Well yes, of course, and it’s hilarious that she admits it. Somewhere buried in confusing basketball analogies, even more confusing explanations for why quitting is the new staying, and obligatory shout-outs to the troops, she basically said, “Ya know, everyone in AK would be better off if I stopped doing stuff.” Awesome, Sarah.
Snow covered north is worth more if you collect the whole set.
In her beach interview with Adrea Mitchell yesterday, Palin once again stated that if she stayed in office, it would cost Alaskans “millions of dollars” in legal costs over the remainder of her term. Legal costs for what? All but one ethics complaint have been dismissed, so what would the millions be for? Answer: nothing. It’s all bullshit. I’m just disappointed that Mitchell didn’t ask the question, nor has anyone else, it seems.
What’s the going rate for incoherent rambling these days?
Keep your crazy. We’re fully stocked.
I hear that they’re giving away Iceland free with a fill-up down at the service station.
What if we PAY you to take her?