Sometimes I think I’m the only one who likes these, but I’m giving it one more go, since I think these are more fun than sequential thread titles.
What do you call your boss?
That bastard slavedriver. Or did you mean to his face?
What would make you become an expatriate?
Moving out of my home country.
What would the world be like if fossil fuels didn’t burn?
Why does everyone hate Bush?
You… must be new here.
Who’s more responsible for learning - teachers or kids?
Definitely kids. Teachers are more responsible for teaching, though.
Digital download Rights Question
Sorry, because of the DMCA, whatever you’re trying to do is illegal.
Tell me about your experiences defying authority
My Yahoo Mail inbox has 4,872 unread messages
That’s why your Viagra shipments stopped coming.
Just let me close my account, dammit!
Sir, I’d be happy to help you close your account today. May I ask you, though, if you’ve considered the many benefits of not closing your account?