Oh, come on people! I did the detective work all by myself through posts on the boards (you chatters had it handed to you on a plate, from what I hear). Even got the Junior Detective Badge to show for it.
Here’s a hint-start with Satan’s “I’m a stupid moron” thread (which probably ought to be renamed to “I’m a lucky bastard”). See who’s the most vocal in comforting Ol’ Scrotch, and work from there.
Nothing like a bad decision
Says who you are.
-Gin Blossoms, “Perfectly Still”
< Herman’s Hermits >
Missus Lemmon2000, you’ve got a lovely neice
:: woo oo ooo ooo ::
< /Herman’s Hermits >
Yer pal,
Satan
Satan…you are SUCH a softie.
And HEY! We chat people didn’t get it handed to us on a silver platter! I figured it out before then! HAH! Although…we do have fun gossiping in there. 
(Insert plug for chat here…)
“There is no worse lie than a truth misunderstood by those who hear it.” - William James
Satan says: A gentleman never kisses and tells…
Which is precisely why, when the breakup between Satan and Drain Bead occurs, things could get mighty interesting 'round here. Anyway, my prediction is the best BBQ Pit Topic of the year 2000 will be “Satan vs. Drain Bead: The Way We Were”.
What you mean WHEN the breakup occurs? I’m putting my money on the long haul, folks! (Yes Aura, this offically changes my bet.)
“There is no worse lie than a truth misunderstood by those who hear it.” - William James
white…that’s a nice sentiment…
believe it or not, not all relationships break up. Sheesh! Try looking on the positive side now and again…
Zette
Love is like popsicles…you get too much you get too high.
Not enough and you’re gonna die…
Click here for some GOOD news for a change Zettecity
Amen, zette!!!
Oh, and one other comment for white…nice to out them, as it were. You’ll notice the rest of us were being nice and letting the parties INVOLVED decide when to tell. Classy. rolling eyes
“There is no worse lie than a truth misunderstood by those who hear it.” - William James
whitetho:
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
And further more, Fuck you.
That aside, just because I have been in some bad relationships before does not mean this will be one of them.
I know I will do my best to make this work, as I have never met anyone who makes me feel like Libby does.
If you’re bitter because of your own relationship failings, leave me th fuck out of it.
Do I even know you?
Yer pal,
Satan
Exactly, you inconsiderate son of a bitch. I think it’s readily apparent that although plenty of people know about this, we wanted it out on our own time and terms. You took that away from us, simply in your hurry to look like a master detective. Well, duh. You’ve done nothing but make yourself look like a slimy gossip-monger, and one who revels in the misfortune of others as well.
From now on, now that we’ve been outed, I suppose we should share the ground rules that we’ve already discussed. If you want to know any details about our relationship, feel free to ask us personally. If we both feel that you have any right to know, we’ll tell you. If not, you’re up the fucking creek, folks. We’ve both learned our lessons about having this MB know too much about our personal lives. So all I ask is that you keep it off the MB. This isn’t what it’s about, anyway.
Thanks again, asshole, for taking my personal life and making it everyone’s business without my knowledge or consent. I hope you feel wonderful realizing that everyone’s estimation of you has dropped exponentially.
Oh, and who the fuck are you, anyway?
Now I feel like a real shit head for bringing this back up to the top and offering people to opportunity to break the secret. I am sorry, and that goes to both of you. For the record, my inkling was correct, but I wasn’t going to shout out my answer to the world.
I do apologize for intruding on your privacy, but I wish both of you the best of love together, and so much happiness that it makes the rest of us sick.
Geez, is it really such a big deal? No need to get all up in arms, this is a message board, fer cryin’ out loud - it’s fun, no life or death here, let’s all lighten up a bit. (Really, the only time people get so testy is when they feel the grain of truth. Otherwise, mostly they laugh.)
Saraam -
Yeah, but the rules of being polite still apply on a massage board. Ya don’t reveal someone ELSE’s private business to the world at large. At least not without talking to them first. As I said…look at the way those of us who already KNEW acted. And some of us have known for a while.
“There is no worse lie than a truth misunderstood by those who hear it.” - William James
MESSAGE board!!! Damn…I need to proofread better.
“There is no worse lie than a truth misunderstood by those who hear it.” - William James
My point is - good for them, truly, but who really cares? And anyway, if you want to keep your private life off the message board, keep it out, it’s quite easy to do. And if you don’t want to keep it out, drop the little hints if you must, but don’t go ballistic if someone picks up on them. Sheesh.
Me thinks Falcon made a freudian slip.
I mean come on massage instead of message. How could anyone type one as opposed to the other. The A and E keys are two completely different fingers.
So, Falcon, what exactly were you thinking when you typed this? Does Satan affect you that much?
Jeffery
saraam -
Did you miss my point?? A lot of us picked up on the hints. Did we share our conclusions? NO! Because it was NOT OUR LIFE! And NOT OUR PLACE to share what was going on without taling to the parties involved! Good lord! What the fuck is so hard to understand about that!
“There is no worse lie than a truth misunderstood by those who hear it.” - William James
It Was kindof fun knowing and yet others not really sure. Dont worry about white spoiling it,though.We are all happy for you 2 
::Gossip Alert::
Okay, okay. I finally pieced together that Satan (aka Brian) is dating Drain Bead (aka ?). I know, I know, there’s nothing slow about this chick!
Now, would someone kindly let me know what the deal is with Contestant #3. I take it he was booted off. And why does Konrad hate Diane so much?
I really need to start paying more attention…
Good lord, I did not mean to wind you up so tightly, I did, in fact get your point. MY point, which YOU cannot grasp, Sir Falcon, is that Satan put his life on the board, no one else. My other point is why get so uptight about people guessing you are dating someone? It is no reason to cuss people out. It’s nice, and no one would have even ventured a guess if you didn’t post the preliminary info. And that is all I have to say, as I am not really one for arguing.
Contestant # 3 had a disagreement with the moderators, and had a variety of aliases before settling on Krispy Original.
(My favorite was Cheiflaffitup.)
And as for the other, not knowing either of them, I don’t know–but I think the first post in the “Dear Diane” thread in BBQ sums it up. Just a WAG.