Satan and his Sneaky Ways

saraam -

You still don’t get it. People can “guess” all they want. When they post it on a public MB without the permission of both people involved, then it crosses the line.

And btw? It’s LADY Falcon, thanks.


“There is no worse lie than a truth misunderstood by those who hear it.” - William James

saraam:

I put a lot of my life on this board (something which is going to end immediately, by the way), but I never put this bit of information on the board.

Hints? Yeah… But nothing more.

Besides, I’m more pissed at the conclusion that the asshole came up with. You do not seem to understand how hurtful and unneccesary that is.

If you just had a new-born child you were holding in your arms, and I went up to you and said, “Congrats! You know, if childhood diseasesdon’t get your kid, he’ll have a really shitty life in this fucked-up world we live in, probably blame you for raising him wrong, might even hate you. But congrats!”

Fuck you both.


Yer pal,
Satan

Oh, my my my.

I think from now on, I’m going to stay at my desk for lunch. A can of Chef Boyardee Cheese Tortellini simply does not compare to this.

whitetho and saraam-Man, you guys stepped into the shitstorm without an umbrella.

“Hell hath no fury…” Woman scorned, my ass. You guys just fucked with Satan’s girlfriend.


Nothing like a bad decision
Says who you are.
-Gin Blossoms, “Perfectly Still”

Well, all I meant is that it is the hints that make it fun for some people to guess (I never guessed a thing - I guess I don’t read closely enough)…that was my whole viewpoint. But I did add, Satan, that if someone is a negative type person - it shines through their personality, it should not offend you, you ought to just feel pity that others are not so happy. That’s what I think.

Oh, and Miss Falcon-sorry to cast aspersions on your detectoring.

I just had a few Encyclopedia Brown moments after I had my suspicions confirmed.


Nothing like a bad decision
Says who you are.
-Gin Blossoms, “Perfectly Still”

No apology needed, Flyp…especially since you got the gender right. I bow to your “Encyclopedia Brown” skills.


“There is no worse lie than a truth misunderstood by those who hear it.” - William James

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Yer pal,
Satan

Exactly, you inconsiderate son of a bitch. I think it’s readily apparent that although plenty of people know about this, we wanted it out on our own time and terms. You took that away from us, simply in your hurry to look like a master detective. Well, duh. You’ve done nothing but make yourself look like a slimy gossip-monger, and one who revels in the misfortune of others as well.

From now on, now that we’ve been outed, I suppose we should share the ground rules that we’ve already discussed. If you want to know any details about our relationship, feel free to ask us personally. If we both feel that you have any right to know, we’ll tell you. If not, you’re up the fucking creek, folks. We’ve both learned our lessons about having this MB know too much about our personal lives. So all I ask is that you keep it off the MB. This isn’t what it’s about, anyway.

Thanks again, asshole, for taking my personal life and making it everyone’s business without my knowledge or consent. I hope you feel wonderful realizing that everyone’s estimation of you has dropped exponentially.

Oh, and who the fuck are you, anyway?

Worth saying twice, huh Drain?

Good show.

Heh.


Nothing like a bad decision
Says who you are.
-Gin Blossoms, “Perfectly Still”

Ack! How did that happen?

Oh, it happens all the time Drain. A misty-eyed, moonstruck lover, her head in the clouds, manages to upset the laws of the space-time continuum, retrieve a post she’s already sent, and repost it for the greater glory of the message board. See it every day, I do.

Either that, or your computer had one hell of a brain lapse.

Neat trick either way.

Hope you had a good weekend.


Nothing like a bad decision
Says who you are.
-Gin Blossoms, “Perfectly Still”

Flyp -

Simply put…you rock, sir. :slight_smile:


“There is no worse lie than a truth misunderstood by those who hear it.” - William James

Well, at the risk of alienating Satan, whom I absolutely adore (and I am extremely bummed about missing the opportunity to meet) I have to say that the reaction to the revelation was, in my opinion, unfair.

Satan, while we can hear and accept (and even applaud, even though it takes away alot of the fun around here) your mature decision to stop telling a bunch of people you don’t know every painful, intimate, and sometimes alarming detail of yoru personal life, the fact remains that to do so was your habit until now. Therefore, it seems hardly fair to flip out at these people for revealing your secret…particularly a secret that was a: not so secret and b: a perfectly pleasant and positive thing, lacking in sordid detail.

I agree that the remark about breaking up was uncalled for and I can see why you’d be offended by that. But the revelation itself didn’t deserve a “Fuck yoU!” such as you gave.

And I’m madly jealous of Drain Bead.

stoid



I know it may LOOk like I’m not doing anything, but at the cellular level, I’m actually quite busy,

Stoid:

The Fuck You was to the callousness of the remark.

I’m not as angry about being “outed” as Libby is, but I understand her point.

Still, as evil as that remark from someone I barely have acnowledged on this board is, I coulda thrown a few more “Fuck You’s” in and been justified IMHO.


Yer pal,
Satan

I don’t really see the big deal either. Somebody was bound to spill it at some point, or it would have become common knowledge through private chats, ICQ and whatnot.

I dislike the tone of voice whitetho is using as much as the next guy, but as far as a breach of confidence or privacy goes, I’d say the guy has done nothing wrong, really. But his speculating on your break-up right after the start-up (insert Keith Richards riff here) sure is rather tasteless and says more about whitethos private endeavours (and their apparent unsuccesful course - hence the bitterness) than about the odds Satan and Drain Bead are facing, methinks.

Having said all that crap, let me now congratulate the new couple - since we’re out and all, it’s the least I can do.

Brian, Libby, you guys have BOTH been on my “Most Witty and Entertaining Posters”-list ever since I joined these boards. From what I know of you (which is not all THAT much, I’m sure) you guys really seem to fit together - at least, that was my gut reaction when I heard of all this.

May I suggest Amsterdam as you honeymoon destination ? I’ll be more than happy to play TourGuide Extraordiniare !

Best of luck, guys. I’ll be keeping an eye on you :wink:

**** Private Note to Satan: Brian, mate ! You might also wanna do your BACHELORS party in Amsterdam :slight_smile: ****


Coldfire


“You know how complex women are”

  • Neil Peart, Rush (1993)