Satan Protected Ozzy Osbourne from Contracting Covid

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/after-family-members-contracted-covid-19-ozzy-osbourne-says-worshiping-satan-protected-him-from-virus/ar-AAPqBDG

…but Satan seems powerless to protect him from dementia.

Dementia? How is this not a hilarious self-aware comment?

Having seen this show the dementia seems a little more obvious. It could also be both. It is a funny throw away line.

This. Ozzy is no stranger to poking fun at himself.

Next thing you know, he’ll advocate biting the heads off bats as a treatment.

Did I say Satan? I meant Satin! It’s what I make my masks out of.

Doesn’t count unless he says it backwards.

Now, now. It’s not nice to make fun of other people’s religious beliefs. :innocent:

My apologies. I was feeling a bit devilish this afternoon.

Maybe he carves pentagrams on Sharon’s buttocks? :thinking: :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

That was…oddly specific. :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

[VOICE OF GERALDINE]* Sorry, Sugar. The Devil made me do it! :smirk:

*Remember “her”?

I’m from Des Moines, and while I was not at that concert, I’ve known a lot of people who were, and they have all said that the story was true.

The next day, the newspaper said that younger ER staffers were “explaining Ozzy Osbourne” to older employees who didn’t believe the story. Nowadays, I could picture older employees explaining him to younger people who didn’t believe it.

He made pretty much the same joke back in '88 on The Decline of Western Civilization: The Metal Years.