Pahlutt, here, 'bout saicks mahls no’theeest of Z-town.
Led Zebulon has been closed down now. (true)
In fact they’re replacing it with this tower… it’s gonna be called the Stairway to… 
Just for fun, I’de like to put a pack of rabid weasles up Satans butt.
Also:
a slinky
a remote control
an eggbeater
the Pillsbury Doughboy
a Christmas Cactus
an oil lamp
a fortune cookie
Zette
A friend is someone who likes you even though you’re as ugly as a hat full of assholes.
Zettecity
Jesus…
blink
Someone call me?
Reference to Zebulon, not JC.
“Purty Bubbles-” further proof that teh funniest stuff happens when people have no business being awake.
Ted Turner, Bill Gates, and George Steinbrenner. Hey, they gotta shoved up someone’s ass. Might as well be Beelzebub.
JMcC, San Francisco
http://members.tripod.com/~weirdstuff/index.html
“Hear the voices in my head, I swear to God it sounds like they’re snoring”
Anyone remember those “fuzzy” fiber optic lamps? they looked like porcupines, and the tips of all the spikes were lit up? (the cheap version are those flashlights with the handful of fiber optics at the end) wellll… It’d look so purdy stickin’ outta Satan’s butt! 'Specially if he posed just so…
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O p a l C a t
www.opalcat.com
elelle:
You really want to shove Jesus up Satan’s ass?
The IQ of a group is equal to the IQ of the dumbest member divided by the number of people in the group.
Damn, and to think at one time I was his biggest pain the the ass. You fickle fuck, you.
Considering the topic at hand, mightn’t that be ::rimjob::?
I know.
Please.
Help me.
And the problem with small furry animals
in corners is that, just occasionally,
one of them’s a mongoose.
Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad
Um…me?
Just kidding. I swear.
Please don’t beat me up, Heather.
Well, Drain, if she isn’t using it, she’s got this amazingly penis-shaped lump of latex to hit you with.
And the problem with small furry animals
in corners is that, just occasionally,
one of them’s a mongoose.
Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad
Ummm… Wall… forget it. That’d be WAY too much.
Still got room in there Satan? Bend over and open wide, here comes… The United States House of Representatives.
Dopeler effect:
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
It would probably sound too much like pathetic flirting if I said “my finger” wouldn’t it…
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O p a l C a t
www.opalcat.com
UncleBeer wrote:
But the Senate is where you find “assholes” like Pat Buchanan and Jesse Helms!
See the Span in Satan’s butt!
Oh, wow, there is certainly a lot of stuff up there, isn’t there? Here, I have one. Stand back, everybody.
ratatatat kabing pow zwang pop boom krash rattle rattle boing mooooooooooo kerflush kablam smack kaping vroom sizzle crack fwoosh ting ting ting kabang kabong kaboom zwink bam poof bang boom krang kaboom kawang wang wang wang wangwangwangwangwang…
There, how do you like it? It’s a life-size statue of Ulysses S. Grant riding a horse! Oh, no, it’s coming loose!
KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!
Shit.
Modest? You bet I’m modest! I am the queen of modesty!
All the posts about trolls or the moderators knowing nothing.
JMcC, San Francisco
http://members.tripod.com/~weirdstuff/index.html
“Hear the voices in my head, I swear to God it sounds like they’re snoring”
What’s your point, jjtm?
Yer pal,
Satan
Among other things not to be mentioned…Pop Rocks.