For various remarks I’ve made this weekend while we watched the endless coverage before and after the passing of Pope John Paul II my husband has declared that I am (or will be) the marshmallow on the end of Satan’s stick.
Satan’s Marshmallow. That’s me.
Should I change my SD name? It’s just so much better than velvetjones.
OOH! I like it! You could be the marshmallow on Satan’s s’more. I think I’d stick with velvetjones though, just in case Satan doesn’t like marshmallows. You could be velvetjones aka Satan’s Marshmallow.
Mmmmm…Satan’s Marshmallow
I like it. Go for it, make the switch.
That way, by brain will stop forcing me to read your posts in Eddie Murphy’s stilted, reading-off-the-cue-cards Velvet Jones-style.
Really…it took me five minutes to read your OP because of that.
I am so glad to discover that I’m not the only one who hears Eddie whenever reading a velvetjones post.
And I think Satan’s Marshmallow has a nice ring to it. Evil, yet soft and squishy and sweet. The only possible improvement might be changing your name to Cthulhu’s Junior Mints.
You have no idea how funny this is (to me anyway), please change your name to Satan’s Marshmallow with all due haste.
So what relation would that make you…?
If that’s not a band name I don’t know what is.
Thanks Devil’s Grandmother as long as it’s OK with the family…
You know Draelin Evil yet soft and squshy and sweet really does kind of describe me. Hmmmm
BTW - is it wrong to refer to the college of cardinals as bird school? Just wondering. 
Hate to be a dissenting voice, but might this not cause confusion with our now-departed Satan?
I doubt it, but I like velvetjones. Here’s my vote to stick with it.
“Hi, I’m Velvet Jones, and this is my book: HOW TO BE A HO!”
How about Satan’s Marshmallow in velvetjones?
Or just Satan’s Velvet Marshmallow?
[sub]Now that’s a band name![/sub]
Well, maybe the admins will finally allow custom titles. That way you’d be able to use both names at once.
I wouldn’t hold my breath, though.
I probably will stick with velvetjones (and my apologies to those of you who hear voices in your head, that’s really not my fault, really)
But to my husband I’ll forever be Satan’s Marshmallow. I spend my days now trying to live up to the name. I’ve managed to make him visibly cringe and back away several times in the past couple of days so I’m on a roll.
Rhubard or a book title or maybe a movie. Don’t worry, I’ll cut you in for a percentage. 
Now that is brilliant. I would have no objections to that.
I thought this thread was going to be about Peeps.
If there’s going to be a trend toward names based on things celestial and ex-celestial entities roast on sticks, who’s going to be God’s Wiener?
I like God’s Wiener even better than Satan’s Marshmallow but alas, I’m afraid I don’t have the equipment to pull that one off. (no pun intended)
Besides, if Satan’s Marshmallow is evil yet squishy and sweet what is God’s Weiner? Good yet savory and phallic?
What about Zeus’s Waffle or Odin’s Pancake or Buddha’s Thermos? Gotta represent here, people…
From here on in, I am to be known as Bacchus’ Petit Four.