Hey, all. I have finally convinced my wonderful wife to examine life online. Let’s give her a nice welcome, OK?
She’ll be here to say hello any minute. Her name is jdimbert. Don’t worry about mixing us up - She’s the pretty one.
Welcome aboard. We hoep you enjoy your stay with us here at Insanity Central.
So what’s the goss on your husband? What dark secrets can you share with us and embarrass the heck out of him with?
Hello, everybody! I’m finally virtual. My snookums kept me up many a night telling me of his friends and adventures on this site. How could I have resisted?
sigh
First tip: preview all your posts so as to avoid silly typoes as above…
HOPE you enjoy your stay…
Other tips: be honest and open; don’t respect post counts - those with more posts aren’t necessarily wiser, just have less of a life, and; enjoy yourself. Have fun in the silly threads, learn from the others. It’s a great community.
Thank you dpr. As soon as sdimbert leaves the room I’ll answer your question.
Hey, jdimbert, nice ta meetcha.
And convey my greetings to Snookums, too.
Welcome and enjoy 
Hello jdimbert! Hi to sdimbert, too!
I appreciate all of your well wishes and I wishI had teh stmina to stay awake and talk, but my snookums is on the floor sleeping at my feet and I think I should take him to bed.
Good night.
PS. drl: he has a great butt.
Rise & Shine! Welcome to the SDMB! (and good luck…it can get pretty weird around here.)
Pleased to meet you… Hope you catch my name…
Yer pal,
Satan - Commissioner, The Teeming Minions
*I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:
Five months, one week, two days, 13 hours, 48 minutes and 23 seconds.
6503 cigarettes not smoked, saving $812.88.
Extra life with Drain Bead: 3 weeks, 1 day, 13 hours, 55 minutes.
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Hi, Honey. http://www.stollershoney.com
Satan,
I would take this opportunity to tell jdimbert to stay away from you publicly, but I have already told her enough to make her decide to keep her distance of her own volition. 
BTW, did everyone see where she said I have a nice butt?
Y’know, I’m starting to feel a little bit dim, Bert. Must be the hour.
:rolleyes:
Greetings and salutations! Welcome, welcome, welcome. Does this mean sdimbert will no longer be regaling us with his tales of sexual conquest?
Oops, did I say too much?
Something tells me I either should be going by a different username to check up on my snookums or my Snookums is in BIG trouble…