Hi Zoltarb!
Hi Hearty Zolt!
Now that’s strange. No OP, one reply even though the front page says 0 replies. Not a good start for my son’s first foray into Dopehood.
He’s been reading these boards for almost as long as I have. I told him he could join when he turns 15. That’ll be in 9 days. So say “Hi” and “Happy Birthday”.
I will not check up on his posts every day. I will not check up on his posts every day. I will not check up on his posts every day. I will. . . .Oh, really. Who am I fooling.
Hi. Nice to be here.
So, Biggirl, is it any coincidence that Zoltarb backward starts out Brat?
::running. I, as any other sensible doper, am afraid of Biggirl::
::high-fives Zoltarb::
He is one smartmouthed smartass. I dunno where he got that from.
Don’t be afraid. Come closer. . . closer. . . ::Whap!!::
P.S. All this logging in and logging out is a pain in the ass.
Why not just make him use a different browser? There was a pit thread … mebbe a year ago? I dunno. Anyway, the OPer and the other person in the thread were using the same computer, but IIRC they used different browsers so they didn’t have to bother logging in and out.
I thought you were about to bitterly tell us how your heart had been broken, and “Zoltarb” was some anti-depressant prescription you were on!
Ahem! Anyway…hello and welcome to Zoltarb son of Biggirl!
Well, Zoltarb, if you’ve been reading the boards for a while, you already know that one of the rules here is we all have to do whatever Biggirl tells us to. Including cleaning up our rooms.
Hi and Happy Birthday!
Does this mean we don’t get to hear any more of Biggirl’s wild and crazy sex stories? (Zoltarb, are you running screaming from the room yelling “My eyes! My eyes!” yet? And welcome to the Boards, by the way.)
Welcome, Zoltarb! At least, officially so. And happy birthday in advance. We should have a NY Doper Party to celebrate the newest addition
Thanks for all the replies, and the nice welcome. But I actually have to go and clean my room.
And yes,Cajun Man I’m fine with Zoltarb
Hey, Zoltarb, count yourself lucky to have a Mom as cool as Biggirl. I keep a list of my favorite one-liners of hers on my computer at work. She might be the Queen of Sheba, ya know.
Welcome! As the parent of a Doper (the lovely and talented Sakura) I can safely say that it’s better for a teenager to hang around here getting rid of ignorance than out on the street doing…whatever it is kids do these days.
Hey, Zoltarb. Welcome to the boards, hon. 
Me too!
Welcome Zoltrab - birthday celebrator, heart breaker, anti-depressant!
Anti-depressperant? [sub]Tee-hee![/sub]
Good to see you, Zoltarb. When can I start bringing up all those embarassing stories your mother’s told me?
Bwa-ha-ha!!!