i thin kthe monmey butler thread should be opened because i took a poop that was all nasty abnd shit i’m durnk i took so man yshots of voidka and southern comfort i’d like to die my mohth is hungeing open i’vm veyr druink hey fuck you ass ho.e./
==TIm
Well, since you asked so nice, I will.
“Tell ya what.”
PUI:
Posting Under the Influence…
The monkey butlers only pretend to work for us… they plot… they plan… they can’t be trusted… DOWN WITH MONKEY BUTLERS!!!
Dearly beloved,
We are gathered here today to bid a fond farewell to Homer’s liver. The real tragedy is that it managed to drag a few brain cells down with it.
Please open your hymnals to page 83, and join me in singing “Nearer to God are Thee, At Least It Seems That Way From Here on the Bathroom Floor”.
Since there’s another thread about Homer’s drunkeness that at least doesn’t discuss his bowel movement, I’m closing this one.
I disagree, Jack Batty. I am of the opinion that it is Homer’s liver that is posting these messages. I think it reached self-awareness at about 10:45 last night, and is exploring his newly developed freedom.
If his liver opened an account of “Homer’s Liver” (also a good band name), would it be considered a sock puppet?