Abducted by aliens? Arrested by the goat-felching police? Don’t know, don’t care, ain’t even asking. Just glad it’s gone in a mercifully short time.
Given that there seemed to be a lot of “let’s see if I can get a reaction” OPs, combined with the speedy demise, I’m guessing a bit of the t-word mixed with a general helping of the s-word.
Does this guy really need another thread devoted to his asshatery?
Don’t you mean asshattery?
These distinctions are important! ;-D
Troll and sock.
No need to be cute, just say it.
Christ, can we stop giving them the attention they are so desperately seeking out?!?
Gotta admit, he twern’t the brightest bulb in the drawer.
In today’s ME society? No fuckin’ way, man!
Chefguy, you’re an idiot. Don’t feed the trolls. Threads like this (and the last one) only make the mods’ jobs harder.
But replying to them is still ok, right?
Irrelevancy is the answer, folks.
This thread is about asshatery vs. asshattery. Just confine your comments to that topic.
That is all.
But where does that leave me? I’m an asshat who hates his ass.
Don’t asshate the assplaya, y’all. Asshate the assgame.
Who died and made you the moderator of moderators?
Whose ass? 
people, people, people…a poem I once wrote for another thread is, I think, the balm of Gilead for all this asshatery:
[cue bongo drums]
Ass is where it’s at.
Asses wear its hat.
Asshat.
[/cue bongo drums]
Now go out and remember that the ass you kiss may someday be your own.
The Pope?
That gives me a great idea! You know how Cecil Adams has Perfect Master below his name when he posts? Ed Zotti should get The Vicar of Cecil.
That would be cool.
Pravnik, your assreligion is the assopium of my assmasses.
Don’t asshate.
Asspreciate.