I hate it when people cast nastursiums in my direction! Snausages are also a particular favourite for my nephew for dinner!
College cheese, anyone?
I definitely enjoy froggy days. On occasion, they make me very hoppy.
The ironing is delicious.
Insults hurt my feelers. 
My mom always said idear, and queuepon.
I have no idear why.
I was told I said busgetti and hangaber when I was much smaller.
Those are dialect pronunciations, perhaps “vulgar” in some ears but not mistakes. I’m pretty sure she didn’t write “idear.”
You can find a whole list of these out on the Interwebs.
Yeah, those toddler hangovers are the worst! Actually, I don’t know what “hangaber” was supposed to be but I’m pretty sure it’s not hangover.
Some people around these here parts, pronounce Detroit as “Day-Twah!”. Iddn’t it cute?
You Merkins speak a funny language.
I’m pretty sure it means 'amburgier
A couple of my favorites, courtesy of Homer Simpson: tramampoline and saxomophone.
I don’t know if this counts, but I think hyperbowl sounds better than hyperbole.
I mentally translate “reason for being” as “earth grape.” (You know, from the French phrase: raisin de terre.)
We have the best word ever - cannonball. It means cantaloupe, at least in our family, but at the same time, it is hilarious when Little Small is in a restaurant and asks for cannonball.
Plus, I’m a jerk, and I switch sounds in words on purpose all the time, such as saying “paftey satrol” instead of safety patrol, or within a word, such as Roclox instead of Clorox. Drives my wife bonkers, it does.
Brendon Small
That reminds me: human beans.
Impork.
Expork.
Chiweewee. More fugly than a humourraid, and not much bigger than a cucaracha. If you want a real dog, get a Dalmanatian.
‘Damnation’.
Speaking of animals, I can’t help but comment whenever I see one of those cha-hoo-wa-hoo-wa dogs like from the Taco Bell commercials.
Also, for the locals, whenever I see signs for Port Huaneme, it comes out as “HWHEY-nuh-may.”
I know. You got the chiweewee.
Chi-hoowa-hoowa. I think Chai-Chai Rod-re-gweez had one.
I thought of this in another thread: I call woodpeckers ‘pudknockers’.