**Hypno-Toad **for the win!
Is it just me, or is anyone else disappointed that they didn’t report which colours were being fought over?
Really it would be nice to know so we could pick whose side we were on.
I would spend hard-earned money for a copy of White Trash Clue.
“Billy Wayne, in the barn, with a Pabst Blue Ribbon bottle.”
Sweet!
This awesome game has caused me to make one of my most suspicious google searches ever - “household killing devices.” 
(I didn’t find anything as good as a ceramic squirrel.)
This game MUST be created.
Oh, yeah.
Yolanda, in the lake, with a bass boat.
This has promise!
Billy Sue in the screened-porch with some chitlins.
Ellie Mae, in the Walmart, with a meth pipe.
Granny, by the cement pond, with some rheumatism medicine.
Wilma Jean in the portajohnwith the beans.
My God, South Carolina is just a treasure trove these days!
Sherry-Lee, on a Harley with grand dad’s .44
…you were expecting maybe in bed with ex-governor Mark Sanford and a jar of North Carolina BBQ sauce?
That ain’t bad…a girl slathered in mustard honey sauce, I mean.
Has anyone forwarded this to Jeff Foxworthy yet?
Jesco, on the bridge, with a boombox.
Mary Lou, at the Roller Derby, with a beer bottle.
Ooh, that’s a good one!