Phil, in the swamp, with a duck call.
In CLUE terms, it’d be a hell of a way to go. 
PS- Hey, I was only teasing, people. Nobody wants to restart the War between the BBQ Sauces. I mean, can you imagine?
County parks… filled with grills… combatants cooking with all their might… innocent passers by littering the ground, too full to move, with eyes glazed over & blissful smiles on their faces…
“Set up a Triage! Beef-rib comas on the left, pork comas on the right…”
“…We’re getting reports of another wave coming in. They’ve started serving corn bread…”
Been there, done that.
Are you sure she wasn’t Kathoey?
I would think it would be sweet & sour sauce in Thailand. :dubious:
I’m calling bullshit! No way the victim was wearing a shirt when this happened.
Sriracha sauce. 
Leeanne, in the truck stop, with chlamydia.
The ‘Clue’ jokes have turned this into a silly thread.
Stabbing someone with a ceramic squirrel isn’t exactly the epitome of intellectualism.
I just wrote my congressman to encourage his support of stricter ceramic squirrel control legislation.
Please note that I am NOT anti-ceramic squirrel. I just favor increased background checks and a longer waiting period to reduce ceramic squirrel related violence.
If we outlaw ceramic squirrels, then only Outlaws will have ceramic squirrels.
And it’s not as if they wouldn’t know where to find them, even if we did outlaw them. we’d just be keeping ceramic squirrels out of the hands of law-abiding citizens.
You say that like it’s a bad thing.
Emma Jean in the chicken coop with a hoe.
…wait, is this White Trash Clue or White Trash Porn Titles?
I know - is’t it great? 
As I said, I am NOT suggesting that your precious ceramic squirrels be OUTLAWED!!! I specifically stated that ALL I am suggesting is longer waiting periods and increased background checks.
Of course, you will probably make the ridiculous argument that the only way to stop a bad guy with a ceramic squirrel is if all the good guys get ceramic squirrels :rolleyes:
I believe all the Good Guys should have ceramic dachshunds.
Woman stabs husband with ceramic squirrel: “Wayall, He wuz axin’ fur a little tail.” the wife said.
(And just to be clear. I have relatives that not only talk like that, that’s their Sunday Go to Church cleaned up accent.)
They say that in CHURCH?!?! :eek:
Snake throwers. Ceramic-squirrel throwers?
I believe the term is “snake handlers.”
I would have no problem handling ceramic bunnies or dachshunds.