SC woman charged with stabbing husband with ceramic squirrel

Works more like a paper shredder. :rolleyes:

you ok?

(warning, wood chipper involved)

Cool!

Read the sentence - “it” = the report.

:smiley:

Amen. Gotta know what colors to avoid.

30,000 chicken dinners, +woodchipper: CA Farmers Put Live Chickens In Wood Chipper

but a long way from South Carolina.

Ya know, after looking up haybaler in the Urban Dictionary* I gotta say despite the vote of 14 to 5 it sounds like hooey to me. I mean, it’s a lot of planning and forethought for not much payoff.

*About as safe for work as anything in the UD can be.

I’m hoping beyond hope that the man has the sense God gave a goose and called off the wedding, hence making this a moot point.

When we take away ceramic squirrels, people will have to start slapping each other with hog stomachs and using scissors to stab.

Stay classy, South Carolina.