The Smoking Gun
Show this to your kids to keep them on the straight and narrow.
Yikes!
::right arm outstretched::
Big Smile Dion… Big Smile!
Whatcha bet Dion won’t be settling into an old folks home?
Isn’t that the guy that used to play the pimp on All My Children?
Seriously Shirley , that is one scary looking wacko.
I didn’t think anything could be scarier than Nick Nolte’s – I was wrong. If I have nightmares tonight, I’m coming after you, Shirley, Ujest.
Does it say “Elfin Honor” above his eyes? Do his cousin’s make cookies with “Elfin magic”?
Ahhhh, I see. Upon further reading, it is meant to say “Aryan”. You’d think he’d check to make sure his tattooist had better handwriting before he got the tat. I wonder if people ask him what “Elfin Horror” means.
The eyes! Oh God, the eyes!!!
Apparently the sheriff’s deputy was righthanded.
Methinks he’s done methin’ around for the next 10 to 20.
Ack! My eyes are watering. Really, there should be more warning than just “Scariest Mugshot Ever.”
It should be more like “Open If You Welcome Nightmares.”
Yikes!
Damn, and that guy would have been perfect on Oz.
Oh, I dunno… straighten out the nose, remove the tattoos, shave him twice, bit of foundation, a wig and a nice frock…
Anyone need a babysitter?
I am honestly scared of that picture. EEK!!!
I will probably have a nightmare about this guy tonight. OMG!
Okay, one more thing, slightly off-topic and unimportant:
Wouldn’t it be incredibly uncomfortable to get a tattoo over your Adam’s Apple? EEK!
Ya know what kills me? You just KNOW this guy was getting laid. Now, who in the hell would fuck THIS dude? Neither his personality nor his looks are a draw. But you KNOW he was getting laid.
Yeah, Nick Nolte’s mug was pretty scary, put this guy is just something that nightmare’s are made of.
I would think an adam’s apple tattoo would hurt like hell, but the artist probably didn’t want to refuse to do the job.
I would love to hear a quote from this guy’s mommie. " He was such a sweet little boy."
This is your sweet little boy…
This is your sweet little boy after cycling a dumptruck full of crystal methamphetamine through his now useless brain.
Bummer. Link died.
From their link to “our other favorite booking photos,” I think this one is the most intriguing.
I work with booking photos and some of the people are unbelievable. They look like actors trying too hard to look like criminals.
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Now zat’s an a vest record.
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