One of our cats will hardly deign to notice us. She won’t even move her lump self over on the bed to give us some room. She just sort of turns her back and sighs when I noodge her over.
The other cat goes psycho. Really, really, psycho. He runs around, skittering into walls and dressers, his back arched and running on his tippytoes like a Halloween cat. We have to wrap our used condoms in half a roll of paper towel, because if he fishes a used condom out of the trash, he’ll start growling and spitting at it and wrestle with it in a not-playful way, throwing it around the living room. Then he’s aggressive and bitchy for the rest of the day.
Neither has the leopard gecko. If the red-eared slider had anything to say, it would amount to, “FEED ME! Why are you doing that when you could be feeding me?”
Believe me, I learned not to ever try to sneak in the back door after she literally kicked me out of the bed, which made me do a back flip over the footboard, bounce off the hope chest sitting there and then slam face down on the carpet smashing a turgid portion of my anatomy against the floor. :eek: Getting my tallywacker bent like a crazy straw is something I only need to experience once to know that I will never, EVER try parking in the rear without permission.
And people posting about getting busy with themselves and kittens playing with vibrators isn’t TMI?
Jeez, it’s not like I was posting about the time we played prison guard and she had to be punished and we couldn’t find the handcuff key…
Our female cat just rolls on her back with slutty smile, hoping someone will rub her belly during or after.
The male cat gets this really hurt look. He really has a crush on my wife and he’s upset that she has chosen me instead. Afterwards, he often tries to clean his cat-hood in an exhibitionist manner. (and That just grosses us out to no end)
That’s sounds like it could add to the excitement of the act, making it (even more) like an amusement park ride.
This reminds me of Short Cuts when the kids barge in on a trying-to-start-something Tim Robbins and he covers it up with “Silly Daddy, sleeping on top of Mommy!”
[Can you tell I don’t have any pets or sex, since I have nothing original to add to the thread!]
