I was playing around with this handy dandy anagram finder.
For grins I input my wife’s name and one of the generated anagrams (and the only single word anagram) was funereal.:eek:
::choosybeggar wishing he had never visited the anagram web site::
Why couldn’t it be something sweet or romantic? Or at least having nothing to do with death?
Ah heck, that’s life. I’ll give 50 bonus points if you guess my wife’s name. And please post whatever fun you have with the anagram finder below.
Your wife is “real fun”? :eek:
I didn’t even need an anagram for this one. I played around with the name of my best man before my wedding, and came up with penis in Greet. Now Greet is not that common a name in Holland for girls, but… guess his wife’s name? :o
damn - previewed twice and still missed it. Anagram finder.
Oh, the anagram finder is fun!
Here are some for my name:
[ul]
[li]A JOCK SENSOR[/li][li]CARESS JON OK[/li][li]SAC JERK SOON[/li][li]JON SACK SORE[/li][li]ASS CORN JOKE[/li][/ul]
Rose
this seems like a good place to mention my previous anagram thread.
this was the first thread i started here at the sdmb, and sadly it was shunned by my fellow dopers. 
ah, wallowing in self-pity… it’s good for what ails ya
My wife’s name anagrams to ‘Photo my snatch’, yet she always gets upset when I try.
My real name comes out to southerner.
plan harder (guess)
Please refer to me as “a darn harsh snort”. I am thinking of making it a permanent, legal change. Wouldn’t it look so cool on checks and business cards? And what an icebreaker it would be to introduce myself that way. I am inseting it into my (hopefully very premature) self-written obituary. Only my fellow dopers will know the secret meaning of this, and anyone who spills the beans will be beaten senseless by my posse.
I was getting some really lame shit…
RAG JOB SNEER
JAR BEER SONG
…until I decided to throw in my middle name. That made all the difference.
NOSEBAG RAG JERRY
Still, there were more!
BANJO GARRY SERGE (wtf? Like the banjo reference, though)
GARNER GREASY JOB (I used to work at a restaurant! :o)
GRAB ORGAN JERSEY (I used to jerk off and play hockey! :o)
I think thoses faces are really inappropriate.
Hmm…
Liz knew illegal mirror.
Kill gazelle, win mirror!
I’m warlike. Grill Lorenz.
I’ll grill Zaire workmen.
Merrill will zing Korea. (Who the hell’s he?)
Liz, Morale Wrinkle Girl!
I’ll raze mine grillwork.
Morrill Keller, Wig Nazi!
Anagram generators are fun! Too many proper names, though.
It’s no surprise that my name contains both SIN and PSYCHO!
My middle name and last name yielded lunar purge. Uh, OK.
My first and last names yielded Rant, Herr Guru. I’ve never started a pit thread, but that’s kind of inspiring.
Choosybeggar, is your wife’s name:
Faun Leer?
Elena Fur?
Rene Lauf?
Just to liven up the party.
Coldfire: Doc Rifle, Lice Ford
Manhattan: (nothing good, but)Nathan Tam
Gaudere: Rage Due
Dr Matrix: Marx Dirt
Jill Gat: Tall Jig
Alphagene: Angel Heap
Arnold Winkelried: A KINDRED WINE ROLL
A RIDDEN ORWELL KIN
A DRIED NEW INK ROLL
A DEER DRINK I’LL OWN
A WEIRD DONNER KILL (scary)
C K Dexter Haven: NAKED RETCH VEX
bibliophage: A BIBLE PIG HO
A GLIB HOB PIE
HEAP BIG BOIL
Czarcasm: SCAM CZAR
UncleBeer: BEEN CRUEL
BEEN ULCER
John Corrodo: : ROACH ROD JON (I dunno what a roach rod is?)
BTW mods, if your name isn’t here, it’s not because I don’t love you. It’s either that no anagrams were found or no inteligible anagrams were found.
Nah, but I’ll give you a hint: it’s one word, it starts with N, and it’s not an American name.
BELA IRE OTTER SEX. I dunno, that just sounds fun.
And in case I ever need to be in a soap opera, here’s my tv name: ROBERTA STEELE XI.
Like every other angram has the word sex in it. Oh, thanks for reminding me that I’m not getting any. 
I just found a new one using my entire name:
Her major carnal screech
hmmm…
My full name (first-middle-last) yielded two good ones,
Born O.K., banters long
Broken, oblong rants
I put “goonhead” through the ringer and got:
ah, one god
had no ego
do one hag (I’m a one hag man!)
Don Ho age
Honda ego
go on head
Choosybeggar, is your wifes name Nereaful?
no? How about Nerealuf? Am I close? Is funereal what really came out or did you misspell it? did you put in her whole name or just her first? Is her name Mrs. Choosybeggar?
A DAME TO MY ORGY
MADAME ORGY TOY
::speechless::