Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt who married O schitt the owner of Needeep N’ Schitt Inc.
Jack married Noe Schitt and they had six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out.
Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they had one son who had a nervous disposition - chicken Schitt.
Giva Schitt married one of the Happens children but kept the family name and is now known as: Schitt-Happens.
Bull Schitt recently returned from a European tour with an Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
If any one says you don’t know Jack Schitt you can explain.
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