Schoolhouse Rock meets Full Metal Jacket

“Conjunction Junction, WHAT’S YOUR FUNCTION NUMBNUTS?!?!”

Three is a magic number - I love you long time!

Ejaculations!
Show emotion! Or excitement!

…as if you didn’t know…:smiley:

This is my rifle, this is my gun…You know they’re nouns.

I’m just a bill, and I’m sittin’ here on Hamburger Hill…

Okay, wrong movie.

Dammit, I can’t think of a single Schoolhouse Rock line that will match up with “I want that head so clean that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in there and take a dump.”

I hate when that happens. But I’m working on it.

Conjunction junction, what is your major malfunction ?!?!?

“You climb obstacles like old people capitalize sentences! If God wanted you off my obstacle he would have puctuated your ass, wouldn’t he?”

“You wear a peace symbol on your body armor, and write ‘Born to Kill’ on your helmet. What is this, some sort of a sick joke?!?”
“No sir, I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of participles in conjuction with the past tense, sir!”

Tripler
I watch this movie way too much.