Scientists Discover World's Smallest Fish

Scientists Discover World’s Smallest Fish

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It’s actual size, but it seems much bigger to me.

Well, they said I was impossible.

Fools! Did they think we had **Forgotten ** about 2004’s World’s Smallest Fish?

Their new Fish is 9,000,000 Angstroms too long!

Pfff!, that´s the average of my fishing catches, so there! :smiley:

How…small…is it?

waits for someone to come up with witty punchline

It’s so small, the Lollipop Guild and Lullaby League get together regularly just to beat it up.
I got nothin.

Speak for yourself matey; those have been my exact waking thoughts every day of these last twenty years; I’m gonna have to find myself a new quest now. Bastard.

Well, come on now. They don’t really know they’ve found the world’s smallest fish… they’ve just discovered one smaller than any yet known.

You still have a chance to discover an even tinier species and break their record!! :slight_smile:

There’s always the “six impossible things before breakfast” quest. That’s worked for a lot of people.

Oh, I don’t intend to search for any fish; I just want to wake up thinking “today we will discover the smallest fish in the world”. The anticipation is half the feast.