Just what the poor folk in Haiti need: SCIENTOLOGY
Handing out antibiotics = good
“Faith healing” serious injuries in a disaster = :eek::eek::eek:
They are the scum of the earth.
If this were not so tragic, it would be funny.
I suppose they think they may have awakened Xenu!
Why would they go to Haiti? Don’t they know it’s one of the poorest nations on earth? Why would $cientologists care about them??
Think of all the charity money that will be flooding the place soon.
People who can’t pay for their Scientology lessons/E-meter readings end up working off their debts.
I realise this is a bit unfair to the Haitians, but… do we have to let them come back?
With all the bad stuff that happens in Haiti they must be swimming in Thetans, finally they will get some real help for their problems.
Yah. Sorry. I mean, the Haitian government is pretty much gone, but I think this is the one thing they’d put their foot down on. And who could blame them?
Why would an organization that set up hospital tents allow non-medical personnel in to practice medicine? take their antibiotic donations, hand them a shovel, point them in a direction where they can be helpful.
Maybe they need a round of indentured servants. $cum $uckers.
I seem to recall a review of the remake of War of the Worlds in which the reviewer commented that the idea of aliens traveling millions of light years just to kill Tom Cruise wasn’t all that far-fetched.
They’re getting a truckload of radio airplay here, on the news, about how they’re sending doctors (one doctor quoted, plastic surgeon) and a paramedic (who apparently has no idea what he can do.)
So it’s good PR for them.
Where is “here”?
Homeopaths are also planning to bring their special brand of quackery to earthquake survivors.
“First things first, we must assist those in immediate need with emergency medicine for broken bones, bruises, concussion, open wounds, emotional trauma, and epidemic disease. We are in the process of writing up the appropriate remedies needed.”
Yes, a 30C dilution of Epigraxis tumultui is just what’s needed for broken bones and epidemic disease.
New York. I hear about the plane they’re sending over about once or twice a day.
I thought it was Mars (which is a merely light minutes away). Of course, I mean the aliens, not the Scientologist.
Wait a minute: is there a difference between the two groups? 
The Scientologists have adapted to life on our world: where the Martians were laid low by simple disease, the Scientologists thrive, using the ills of this world to propagate their kind.
Actually, if they can deliver extremely large quantities of homeopathic remedies, that would indeed be very helpful. Clean drinking water is in short supply.
Well thank Hubbard someone is finally doing that … I mean, it’s not like actual doctors already know how to treat such things!
CMC fnord!
All hail Xenu!