No, no, the psychobabble is “good touch” and “bad touch” so it’s “Bad Touched by an Angel.”
(briefly considering reminding those assembled that this guy is innocent until proved guilty…naaah)
Bad Touched by an Angel.
“Party of Five to Ten (Three with Good Behavior)”
What, then, was your point, oh source of all things profound?
From this site.
“Tell me, what do you do with witches?” he asked.
“Burn 'em!” Dorothy cried.
“Burn!” Duo agreed.
“Burn, burn, burn!” the crowd chanted.
“And what do you burn apart from witches?” Trowa asked.
“More witches!” Duo cried.
“Shh!” Quatre shushed Duo, knowing this wasn’t the correct answer, though it was a very good one.
“Wood!” Dorothy answered.
“Precisely. So why do witches burn?” Trowa asked.
There was a pause, in which no one spoke. Finally, Quatre answered, a bit timidly,
“B…because they’re made of…wood?”
“Good! heh heh!” Trowa favored Quatre with one of his rare smiles as the crowd took this interesting new revelation into their tiny brains.
“Oh, yeah! Oh!”
“So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?” Trowa continued.
“Build a bridge out of her!” Duo shouted enthusiastically.
“Ah, but can you also not make bridges out of stone?” Trowa asked.
“Huh? Oh, yeah. True…Uhh…” Duo trailed off, unable to come up with another response.
“Does wood sink in water?” Trowa prompted.
“No, it floats! It floats!!” Dorothy was quick to respond.
“Throw her in the pond!” Duo shouted happily.
“The pond! The pond! Throw her into the pond!” The crowd took up this new idea with enthusiasm.
“What else floats in water?” Trowa asked.
“Bread!” said Duo.
“Apples!” said Dorothy.
“Uh, very small rocks!” said Quatre.
“Cider!” said Duo.
“Uh, gr-gravy!” Dorothy added.
“Cherries!” Duo cried.
“Mud!” cried Dorothy.
“Uh, churches! Churches!!” Quatre called.
“Lead! Lead!” Dorothy cried.
“A duck!” said Heero, who had been silent up to this point, contemplating the stupidity of the other villagers, but eager to see Relena burn, all the same. However, he knew if THIS went on, they’d never get around to burning her.
“Ooh!” the crowd oohed.
“Exactly. So logically…” Trowa trailed off, praying that someone would be smart enough to answer the question. Surprisingly enough, it was Duo who responded.
“If…she weighs…the same as a duck…she’s made of wood?”
“And therefore?”
“A witch!” Duo cried gleefully.
“A witch!” Dorothy cried just as gleefully.
“A witch, a witch!” The crowd cried gleefully.
Scott Bairstow
Date of birth (location)
23 April 1970
steinbach, Manitoba, Canada
courtesy of IMDB
I remember when he first got his “break”, there was tons of local coverage. Ahh, local boy, we’re so proud.
:rolleyes:
iampunha, I think you got whooshed.
hahaha i almost choked on my hot pocket.
“Touched By An Uncle”
His genitals.
My blowtorch.
Five minutes.
Now he’ll be “Touched by a Bubba”
This is a terrible thing to admit in my very first post, but I saw that episode of Touched Down There By An Angel. He played God. Not for the first time, apparently.
[sub]Back to the shadows again…[/sub]
“Touched by a Party of Five?”
Ooo, now I’m all excited. 
Esprix