Actor charged with sex crime
:eek:
When the girl threatened to tell, he said,
:mad:
What a piece of shit. I’ve never even heard of this guy but I’ll make sure not to see anything he’s in.
Since he’s an actor he should be able to squeal like a pig real good while he’s in prison.
So? You think I got any indignation left for some douchebag actor?
the fuck
There’s a really bad joke in there between him being a pedo and him appearing on Touched by an Angel, but I’ll be damned if I’ll be the one to go for it.
Oh come on Miller, go for it.
“Improperly Touched by an Angel”
Ok, that was a good one.
Douchebag actor, probably not. Possible pedophile?
Well, if you’re human you ought to. But maybe you don’t need to worry about that…
Look everyone, you simply have to learn how to properly interpret Hollyweird newspeak. When he says:
What he really means is:
Let us all hope this represents Scott Hamilton Bairstow’s reprise of The Frugal Gourmet’s professional self-immolation. Let us also hope he sees hard jail time for this incredibly stupid lapse of morals.
What a scumbag. Yeah, blame the victim, make a 12 year old girl feel guilty for doing the right thing and reporting his sorry ass to the authorities. Whadda maroon!
I submit program names for his next starring roles:
“Jail Fuck Everlasting”
and
“Party of Five Year Olds”
iampunha:
Sorry you missed the point. So many posts must have dulled your senses.
I say that there shouldn’t even be a trial. He should be executed immediately.
Now you’re talking!
He’s a witch!!!
A wiiiiiiiiiitch!
Burn him! Burn him!
Oh yeah:
An Angel touched me… There.
Well, I’m going to Hell for that one.
I remember Bairstow from the “Lonesome Dove” TV series. I liked him well enough, but Eric McCormack (sp?) from “Will and Grace” was my main motivation for watching the show.
We don’t know if these allegations are true yet, of course, but let the witch burning proceed anyway! 
People, people, we have rules here!
We only burn them if they survive the dunking test.
“Groped By An Angel”
From the linked story:
I think we can safely say he’s guilty.
/hijack
“And, what else burns, apart from wood?”
<snip>
“So, if she weighs the same as a duck, she’s made of wood, and therefore…” “A witch!”
(From “Monty Python and The Holy Grail”)
hijack/
I hope he gets a prison sentence. Grrrr…
Yeah. I somehow missed that part, gobear. Yeesh.
Well, then I can easily say, Burn him! BURN him!