He has me cracking up, too, but I’m laughing because I don’t think he’s intending to be funny, if you get my drift.
You misspelled ‘boring’.
Now I know that you are all desperate for my attention and even though I’m a straight bloke i know that even other straight blokes on these boards go all girly and giggly around me hence the provocative posts made to get a response,any response from me.
In your minds as far as I’m concerned attention even negative attention is your goal and I don’t judge you for it.(I dont mean you personally oy I mean all of you)
Over the years you get used to it.
Well I’m sorry to cast a shadow over your W/E now but work matters must now take priority and I’ll have to sign off.
Try not to be too down in the mouth,if it gets too bad you can all always re-read my posts or even re-re-read my posts.
As to the motivations of my posts in this thread,it started off as option 1 but very soon changed to option 3,quite honestly some of my insults were so outrageous I thought it was pretty obvious that they were just a trifle tongue in cheek to all concerned.
Though I was being deadly serious about me being devastatingly handsome after all I dont want other people saying that I lie about my looks even if I am being over modest.
I suspect that those who cant sense my inner beauty believe that the real option was option 4,that it really,really,really was option 4.
Alright I heard you dont keep on about it!
In my life whatever the circumstances I have never used and never will use option 2 as I think that anyone who acts so is a total and utter cunt and there will never be any excuse for it.
Before I go ,Women feel free to have wet dreams about me,fill your boots.
Men,get a grip on yourself,see a hooker or something.
And now for a while I bid you adieu.
Have you ever seen a fat insect? If we all had exoskeletons, there’d be no body image issues…
L4L I have no axe to grind in this thread but honestly man you crack me up.
Peter Kay? fuck him, you da man 
Um, Lust4Life? I am a girl. And while you may be devilishly handsome, I really don’t want your attention. I do however believe that you started out at option 1 and moved on to option 3.
The vibe I’m getting is a cross between Gallagher and Professor Backwards.
So, he’s going to reconstitute a smashed watermelon? That’s not very funny.
Yup. Politicians and larvae come to mind, for example, Australian witchy grubs.
Actually, I think that would be hysterical.
I have to say, though I thought Lust4Life had a couple of points in his first post to this thread, I now have no idea what he’s going on about.
He is cracking me up though.
Damn, this stuff is absolute GOLD. Rock on with your bad self, Lust4Life.
Well, aren’t we the maverick. Look, I’ve had a nice weekend away and have no desire to perpetuate this frankly distasteful thread much longer. But you’d have to be quite profoundly socially maladjusted not to see the hurtful nature of your comment, innocent provider of fact though you claim to be. Frankly, I don’t believe you’re so stupid that you can’t see how it would be hurtful, whether intentional or not. Any reasonable person would be embarrassed to have made that post, and would be positively crimson at then having managed to force Guinastasia into apologising for “misinterpreting” it.
Can you honestly not see why that sort of thing is wildly inappropriate? Do you really think it’s fine to bring up that sort of insanely personal detail on a whim? If so, what’s wrong with you? L4L is quite plainly a complete loon. You don’t have that excuse, and you owe Guinastasia an apology. Believe it or not, it’s not a sign of weakness to occasionally admit error.
Sheesh, are you making a point or paving a highway?
Mmm-hmm, that’s nice, dear. Swing and a miss, but never mind.
Back to the point, are we still pretending you were only ever acting in the finest of educational good faith? Is that really the line you’re going to stick with?
Holy Mother Theresa on a moped, there are some massive cocks being waved about in this thread! It’s great to see the art of internet bragging is alive and well. Keep up the good work, gang!
It’s all in good fun until someone loses an eye.
And then it’s ping pong.
Not me. I want it on record that mine is very, very small.
Mother Theresa lost an eye? But she’s dead! BRRAAAIIIINNNNNSSSSSS!!!