OK, I have found the guy I am supporting for President. If you read up on him I think all correct thinking dopers will agree.
Here is a candidate we can all support.
His platform includes such planks as:
[li]Free ponies for all Americans (and a pony based economy)[/li][li]Zombie apocalypse awareness[/li][li] Mandatory tooth brushing[/li][/ul]
What’s not to like?