OK, I have found the guy I am supporting for President. If you read up on him I think all correct thinking dopers will agree.
Here is a candidate we can all support.
Vermin Supreme
His platform includes such planks as:
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[li]Free ponies for all Americans (and a pony based economy)[/li][li]Zombie apocalypse awareness[/li][li] Mandatory tooth brushing[/li][/ul]
What’s not to like?
I had one of those on my last trip to Taco Bell. I urge fellow Dopers not to make the same mistake.
Wow, I didn’t know that Taco Bell even took over the underground fried rat market!
Come on you have to admit that burrito would make a great president.
Yeah, the StrongintheArms came up short on their taxes and lost the monopoly.
Well, he seems a hell of a lot better than Vermin Inferior. That guy sure sucked.
They can make me brush my teeth when they put it in my cold dead hand… I then I guess put it in my cold dead mouth and move it in an up and down circular motion.
Is his brother’s name Virus?
No I think it’s Burrito.