Make them chocolate scented and flavored and we’ll all be happy.
I hope not. I have no eye for fashion.
But me love bacon. Bacon good.
Bacon so good I’d lick my own balls if they tasted like bacon.
That’s bacon gay.
Flavours for my man’s nards:
[ul]
[li]strawberry[/li][li]the good banana (like laffy taffy, not like banana pudding)[/li][li]piña-colada[/li][li]chocolate[/li][li]fresh mint[/li][/ul]
flavours not for my man’s nards:
[ul]
[li]bacon[/li][li]ranch[/li][li]bleu cheese[/li][li]ham[/li][li]eggs[/li][li]deviled eggs[/li][li]ya know what – anything salty or meaty or cheesy is a big no thanks[/li][/ul]
Actually, that would be masturbacon.
Just be careful to put a product warning on it for all the teenage boys who think they could apply it and entice the family dog to…
IT’S BACONNNNN!!!
Brilliant.
I second the talcum based product idea.
Call it Balc. Or Scrowder.
For the food-related scents, Scrot-umm comes to mind, but…uh…no.
Yeah, because chicks dig it when you bust a nut and a quarter-cup of spooge comes out!
:rolleyes:
I bet they like that a lot more than when you bust a nut and a quarter-cup of Windex comes out.
I donno, that might actually come in handy now and then…just sayin’
Found you a customer:
Dude, just slap a little Noxema down there, keeps you cool and refreshed all summer long.
N8 - Swingin’ it old school
I think I hurt myself laughing.
I vote for popcorn flavor, since it’s generally kind of salty-ish down there anyway.
You guys have got this all wrong. for the guys you want a chocolate flavored product. the ladies won’t be able to keep their mouths off of your man bits.
However the bacon flavor should be in Vagisil to make the men go crazy and go down. Bacon and pussy two great tastes that taste great together.
People, people, they’re alcohol-based, so they dry the boys out, WHILE offering a pleasantly refreshing tingle, and anti-perspirant coverage.
I like the popcorn smell/flavor. Brilliant!
I would think Vagisil should be tartar-sauce flavored.
Heck no! Why waste money on junk like that? There’s nothing finer than using your hand as long as you keep your nails in check.
I realize this is a jokey thread, but what you need is an anti-chafing product. There are great dimethicone based products out there that work. Monistat makes an anti-chafing gel that, admittedly, is marketed to the ladies, but is widely available in drug and grocery stores. Other products are available in sports/running speciality stores: SportShield, BodyGlide, SportsSlick, Hydropel.
What flavors do they come in?