[QUOTE=Litoris]
I donno, that might actually come in handy now and then…just sayin’
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I’d be able to see for miles through my windows, that’s for sure.
[QUOTE=lisacurl]
I realize this is a jokey thread, but what you need is an anti-chafing product. There are great dimethicone based products out there that work. Monistat makes an anti-chafing gel that, admittedly, is marketed to the ladies, but is widely available in drug and grocery stores. Other products are available in sports/running speciality stores: SportShield, BodyGlide, SportsSlick, Hydropel.
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I wasn’t joking. Nothing’s more satisfying than a good scratch.
[QUOTE=Really Not All That Bright]
Bacon so good I’d lick my own balls if they tasted like bacon.
That’s bacon gay.
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Heck, I’d lick my own ball if I just could - bacon flavor or no.
In my circle the problem being described is called “the hoop” or “the jaws of the wolf” (the latter being said in a terrible mexican accent). I would like to pre-order a metric fuck-ton, as I plan to be the local rep. If your balgisil wipes work we’ll both be rich. RICH!!!
there was a foot product that was peach/mint scented (for those who are scent oriented) in went on like a lovely cooling lotion (the mint part), then as the lotion was massaged/soaked in, it turned into a powder (the peach part).
i havn’t seen it in stores for years, og, i loved that product. my feet and shoes were very happy. as were people around me when i took off my shoes.
perhaps you could come up with something simular for your manly man lotion?
There’s a joke here somewhere…
[sub]But I can’t find it.[/sub]
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[QUOTE=meek]
There’s a joke here somewhere…
[sub]But I can’t find it.[/sub]
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I don’t know about any joke, but you’ve just given me my fifth smell/flavor!
Smell/flavor recap:
- Regular
- Menthol (for the brave)
- Cherry-Musk
- Popcorn
- Asian Plum
And rocking chair, that is exactly what I’ve got in mind! On wipes!
[QUOTE=tdn]
I used to use corn starch. I called it “Makin’ gravy.”
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I really sweat a lot. I call it “Makin’ dumplings.”
I always felt it would be a good idea to include lubricants in condom machines in bars and clubs. They come in flavors and you never know when things might a little on the dry side. 
[QUOTE=Don’t fight the hypothetical]
Heck, I’d lick my own ball if I just could - bacon flavor or no.
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Hmmmm… I guess not everyones standards are set at such lofty hieghts.
P.S. Sorry to hear of your loss.