Scrotum stuck in toaster oven. Need answer FAST...

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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.boB ,woW

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How do you shut off a ceiling sprinkler valve? Need answer fast!

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How do I perform the Heimlich Maneuver? Need answer fas-
Oh never mind…

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Can the walls of my house withstand a rogue semi? - need answer FAST!!!

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I’m setting all the clocks in my house after the power went out. What time is it?!? Need answer fast!

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Anyone know a really quick way to deflect/divert an incoming, continent-sized meteor?

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Tightly wound up in 16 feet of non-retractable leash, and being nipped by stressed out dog with whirling tail chase disorder. Need pet training answers fast.

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How much time do I have to beat Usain Bolt to the finish line?

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Speeding bullet headed towards my head. What should I do? (Answer not needed fast.)

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Desperately need to lose weight. Need answer.

Fast

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How effective IS shark repellant?
OooooWWWWWWW!!!

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ʇsɐɟ ɹǝʍsuɐ pǝǝu ¿dn sı ʎɐʍ ɥɔıɥʍ

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Simple; depress that little silver handle in the top corner…

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…then get the plunger!

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Can I learn how to base jump after I’ve already jumped (on the way down)? Need answer sorta fast.