SDMB Big League fantasy football 2015

I’m good with random.

I’m good with the random divisions too.

Fingers crossed I can hold out for the W this week.

Well, I’m starting out this season same as I ended last season, and that’s not a good thing. I’m going to go cry in my pillow about an all-around horrible week 1 now.

I started Monday down 70 points and I have a realistic chance to win with Torrey Smith and Phil Dawson. Dawson just missed one though.

First place, sons. Well, almost. Court Jesters pipped me with Mike Wallace garbage time production. I went 4-0 overall in SDMB leagues this week, and won in my other (money) league too. flex

On a separate note, I need a third wide receiver (actually, I need a second wide receiver so I can make Steve Smith my third). Ronnie Hillman and Lance Dunbar are available.

Huh?! I won? How the hell did that happen? Time to go check Yahoo! Fantasy Football…

Carlos Hyde?! Whodathunkit? Not complaining though…well, a little as I was facing him elsewhere, but I had already lost that game before Monday same as I though I had lost this one.

Apologies to the Evil Monkeys, whoever you are. Losing by .25 points sucks ass.

Know what’s awesome, though? Winning by .25. Whooooo!

Apparently, I am the only guy that played the league pick em game this week. I shame you all with an astounding 6-4 record after Week 1. Or maybe I just shame myself. Meh.

Thursday night games kill me. I used to do that on Sunday morning while scouring the player list for matchup potentials. Now, I just look at my team on Wednesday or Thursday and make a note if I have any players active that I might need to bench/activate, but all my research is still done on Sunday morning. Too late for the Pick 'Em.

Same with me. I love the Pick 'Em mini-game but it locks out after the Thursday night game and I always forget about it. I will definitely get a few weeks of play in but I will probably end up forgetting about half the time.

Still looking for a wideout. If it’s someone really good, I’m willing to trade Lamar Miller or Mark Ingram at this point.

Hi, it’s me – the guy who kills all your players by drafting them in Fantasy Football? How ya doing?

Having a truly stellar season so far. Although I’m only in two leagues this year, I’m really ahead of the curve when it comes to benching approximately 84% of active NFL players.

As of right this nanosecond, I’ve managed to sideline:

Tony Romo
Dez Bryant
Jay Cutler
Eric Decker

Not a bad start! I’m hopeful I can also put Jason Witten and Carlos Hyde out to pasture for a couple of weeks based on near-successful injuries on Sunday, although I might need to have Witten decapitated to even get him on the “Questionable” report.

If you have any requests, let me know – always looking for Waiver Wire victims to help people achieve their 7-9 IRL Football dreams.

I accidentally dropped Austin Seferian-Jenkins just now (was using my phone) instead of Jalen Strong. Does anyone object to fixing that?

Hey, I need Carlos Hyde. Drop him NOW*!

*Just give me a heads up as to the exact moment so I can pick him up.

Sorry I’ve been on the road for 4 days. I’ll fix it.

Oh, no, looks like you fixed it yourself. Good.

I’m starting Mariotta today, since Brees is out. Need a big game from him.

It’s rare to see a D/ST trade but I’ve got two good ones with Denver and Arizona. I’d like to upgrade at QB. It’ll probably have to be a multi player or 3 team trade to make something like this work, but I will be looking at possible scenarios and if you’ve got trade suggestions, hit me up.

How often does a kicker get negative points? Rabble rabble rabble