SDMB Bigoted Asshole Omnibus Thread

The weird thing for me is that South Africa, and then Russia, are the real outliers there - apparently, there is something about speaking colonial Spanish/Portuguese and/or being in the Caribbean that makes people straight-up murder each other :dubious:

Or, of course, a long history of colonialism and machismo cultures…

Sweet Jesus mother of fuck.

Oh reaaaaly?

Grab your average white kid from the 'burbs, or shoot, even a NRA card-carrying redneck from Arkansas and let them go toe to toe against a black kid from South Compton. Speaking of gangs, it’s sort of like guerrilla warfare. There’s been a few of those that haven’t gone so well, especially one in the 60s. Something minor, what was it called again?

Although, good point on the African rebel militias. Mass rape, pillaging and murder isn’t something whites have ever done.

Your dickholes have dickholes.

When whites are good at killing people, it’s because they’re smart. When blacks are good at killing people, it’s because they’re dumb. It’s so obvious!

That’s because he’s being intellectually dishonest.

When he thinks black or negro, he’s really only thinking of your garden variety American black/negro. Y’know, the ones we enslaved, then goofed up on with that whole Civil War and emancipation thing, and also the civil rights movement.

Pff. Now that’s science!

Nobel Prize and Nobel Peace Prize, please.

And remember, no brown M&Ms.

Now, I’ve got it… you just apply different values to the same thing… like the glass is half full or half empty

Racist.

In other words, NDD has discovered the socioeconomic gene and the cultural diversity gene. Which chromosomes are those on again? Aww, nevermind that, let’s bust out the champagne!

There might even be a per-capita gene. Get the lab techs working on that – Let’s get toasted!

I’m not racist. I’m just pointing out the obvious truth.

If we could all just accept that the brown M&Ms are dragging down the other colored candies (which should then be segregated into their own dishes, and likewise, given their own water fountains), we’d discover a more enjoyable snacking experience; as we all know, M&Ms have different flavors according to their color.

They also instill you with special powers. If you eat the yellow ones, you gain exceptional ability in performing differential calculus.

The brown ones taste like stupid.

Colored?

Dude, the preferred nomenclature is Confection-American.

Isn’t there any way we can all gang up together and make NDD change his name? It’s almost the most idiotic and irritating thing about him.

Wait, maybe it’s irony!

NDD, is it irony?

What does “two shits” mean here?

If it didn’t work with Liberal, it’s not going to work with this clown, I think.

Well, the etymology of “colored” derives from the Latin “colos” originally meaning a covering. Or to hide and conceal. Confection derives from the Latin meaning a making, or preparing. So really, considering M&Ms are prepared from a homogenous, milk-chocolate center, and a superficially colored confectionary shell, it’s all just semantics.

It’s silly that the brown M&Ms should even feel offended by the term.

NDD wouldn’t know irony if he was hit on the head with an iron.

Wait a minute…

That explains everything!

Actually, I’d wager he’s only really thinking of Mrs. Shakima Morgan of Yeehaw, Arkansas ; who punked him throughout high school. Or possibly fired him for gross incompetence at his former job, handing leaflets outside gas stations. Or whom his wife left him for.
Well WHO’S INFERIOR NOW ?!, he shouts impotently at the world.

He is white, after all, and you know what vengeful, bloodthirsty, warmongering rapists we are.

Speak for yourself. I’m not the least bit vengeful.