SDMB book contest!

Chiming in for “Honored Guest.”

Generic (charter) member: “Ignorance Fighter”

Generic non-charter member (guest?): “Ingorance Fighter”

How about:
I paid $4.95 and all I got was this one line under my name.
And since we are all members here, if we paid we would be then an:
Endowed Member (heh,heh,heh)
For me, personally:
The Viagra Ninja

For guests I also vote for “Honored Guest”

For charter members: Ancient One

Or (if the software is capable of it) choose 10 or 20 of the best and rotate them randomly for members (charter and non-charter).

Ed Zotti:
Little Ed(itor)

Admins:
Omniscient

Mods:
Prescient

Members:
Conscient

Guests:
Parviscient

Banned folks:
Nescient (or maybe Excinded)

proto-doper

Dope Kind

IANAD (I am not a doper)

IAAD (I am a doper)

I’ve seen the light

I see no light

Dead Doper’s Society Member

Guardian Angel

Purgatory

Paid members: “Fighting Ignorance” or “Fighter of Ignorance”

Guests: Either stick with “Guest” or maybe “Curious Onlooker”

Subscribers
Based on post count:

Associate
Bachelor
Master
Doctorate

Non-Subscribers:

Drop-out

Mods:

Professor

Admins:

Dean

Cecil: Shogun
Admins: Daimyo
Mods: Samurai
SDSAB: Bokushi
Members (all): Bushi
Guests: Hyakushou
Banned: Gaijin

Alternatively,

Banned: DISMEMBERED

In general:

Rocket Scientist

Knowledge Dude (or dudess)

Washed Masses

Minion of Learning

TeemPlayer

zoid
Cecil’s enthusiastic bitch

For just about everyone on here that I know of:

“Reply to Thread” is my endtable and “Sumbit Reply” is my loveseat. Welcome to my life, please have a seat.

Ok that and: “Hamsters make my world go round” are more like sigs.
Soooo…
Elixir Mixer ?

As in: “I make potions which cure all ills, namely ignorance”

Hamster Hustler

Hamsterr Whisperer

luluBahrain

Can’t spell worth a flying hamster’s rear

I don’t have a problem with the current descriptions, but here are some alternates: (general)

for “Charter Member”
Paying Patsy
Sucker
Regular
Regular Irregular
Subscriber
Patron or Patroness
SD Supporter

for “guest”
Newcomer
Visitor
Testing the Waters

How about the name of a famous thinker of your choice? Someone who tried to end ignorance in their own age. It’ll allow us to remain pretentious ( :rolleyes: ) and also give people some choice.

Examples could be like: Locke, Machiavelli, Darwin, Galileo, Hobbes, Socrates, etc…

general: homologue
me: Chaosopher, but only because whenever I can customize my title, that’s what I choose.

Teemer