For general members:
Slave to the Hamster
Dopean (or Dopite?)
I Just Want Attention
Hamster Food
For the most cleverly sarcastic mod:
Lord of the Zings
Lynn Bodoni
Licensed to Grill
(ha ha – you know, because it’s the BBQ pit, you know, grilling… BBQing… :::chirping crickets::: oh fine… nevermind… ;))
Ed Zotti
Supreme Whatsit
Non-paying (not yet subscribing) guest:
Leech 
Shadow
Fresh Meat
Pledge
Peasant
For those with post counts over 10000:
Needs Some Fresh Air
What about a system based on astronomy? I’m no Phil Plait, so there may be errors.
Guest-Comet (may or may not end up in orbit around the sun)
Member- Asteroid belt (objects of various sizes, shapes, and composition make up the asteroid belt, which is in permanent object around the sun)
The Mods would receive titles based on planets and moons
Lynn Bodoni-Mars (the angry, red planet)
Ed Zotti-The Sun
Cecil- Center Of The Known Universe
Banned-Burned Up On Entry
Banned sock puppet- Burned Up On Reentry
Or what about a system based on the many in jokes that go on here?
Guest-Hitchhiker
Member-
Has A Towel
Isn’t Panicking
Looks On The Bright Side Of Death
Peppers In God’s Lo Mein
Greetings, Program!
Mods-Guard With Rectifier Rod
Lynn Bodoni-The Knight Who Says Ni!
Banned-Weighed The Same As A Duck
Charter Member - Plank Owner: an old navy term for the original crew on a ship who are given deck planks when the ship is decomissioned. May that day never come for SDMB.
For the mods, especially in the Pit:
Modzilla
A themed set for guests and members:
Dangerous Thing and Drinking Deep
General:
#xxx of the Teeming Millions
Subscriber
Specific:
DAVEW0071
Official SDMB Hired Killer
What about a prohibition theme?
Like the fight againest ignorance, the Prohibition had a fight that was ultimately againest ignorance.
If you thought that the gangsters were ignorant:
Cecil could be Master Volstead
Mods could be Wickersham Investigators
Admin could be Judicial Review
Members could be Deputies
Guests could be Interns
Banned Men could be Clyde
Banned Women could be Bonnie
Or (the one I like better…)
If you think that the Prohibition Act was ignorant:
Cecil could be Al Capone (or Master Scarface) since the Chicago connection and the fact that they both were the best at what they fought (Ignorance and Prohibition respectivly"
Mods could be Bookeepers
Admin could be Danos (I forget the name, but it means “godfather”)
Members who were Female could be Bonnie(or Flappers), those who were Male could be Clyde(or Gangster)
Guests could be Learning the Ropes
Banned members could be Sleeping With the Fishes (SWtF) or Popped
What you say?
For me (or anyone else who wants the title)-
Full of Baloney
Stoned as a Newt
Drunk as a Frat boy
Useless
Ignorant and losing the battle
I think I rather like that last one myself…
Cecil: God
Little Ed: Messiah
Admin: Disciple
Mods: Prophet
Charter Members: Sr. Shepard
Members: Jr. Shepard
Guests: Sheep
Banned: Chastised
Not Terribly Serious Titles
Lynn Bodoni: 1940’s-style “Death Mod”
Banned User: Burnt dog
Libertarian: Modal Ontological
Reeder: Shrubbery Afficionado
Opalcat: Third Article
Slightly More Serious Titles
Cecil: Hierophant
Admins: Sage
Moderators: Savant
Registered User: Scholar
Guest: Student
Banned: Dunce
Cecil: Sphinctre of Ignorance
Little Ed: Colonel
Admin: Superiorly Anal
Mods: Assholes
Charter Members: Sticks
Members: Thumbs
Guests: Replenished Cell
Banned: Expelled POS
Yea, I know. It is a crappy idea. Oh, well…
Forget member, I vote for organist!
or hamster spanker
I propose a heirarchy of titles based on a combination of post count and position, with an educational theme.
Regular Posters
Not registered: Unwashed Mass
<100 posts: Kindergartener
101-250 posts: Pupil
251-500 posts: Student
501-1000 posts: Frosh
1001-2000 posts: Senior
2001-3500 posts: Scholar
3501-5000 posts: Candidate
5001-7500 posts: Graduate
7501-10000 posts: Scientist
10001-20000 posts: Doctor of Letters
20001 posts or more, if it ever happens: Laureate
Staff
Moderators: Principal
Ed Zotti: Genius
Cecil Himself: The Master - of course!
Others
Banned: Reprobate
Suspended: Purgatist
Overlord of information
or
member
Guinastasia has nearly 18,500 posts now.
Well, it’s the fight against ignorance, right?
for general members:
Soldier
Legionnaire
or we could just go with the good old plain:
Addict
Oh it will. At least Guinastasia and Libertarian are charging full speed ahead even as I type. Lib has farther to go, but a sustained talkative stretch will get him there soon enough.
Happy Lendervedder
Master of His Domain…sometimes
PERSEPHONE
#1 Dearly Departed Dope ANGEL
I’ve only just found you all …and I love books!