Old Dope Peddler
(Yes, it’s a reference; probably best as unique title for a veteran)
Generic:
Pit me!
Paid Up
5/15 Bucks Poorer
Straight Dope Addict
Google’s Friend
I would like my title to be:
Chore Monkey
That is all
Gold Member (generic)
Mostly Harmless
Smacker O’ Ignorance
Genuis
(I want this one!)
Subscriber
Devotee
Repeat Offenderator
Had $5
Ask Me About Our Specials.
Pedant/Smart Ass/Know-It-All/Contrary Blowhard/Verbal Diarrhea-ist (Delete as required)
Smarter Than The Average Bear
Subscribed Doper
Member
Just One Of The Teeming Millions
SDMB AFAIK
A sig line wasn’t enough for me, I needed a special title too.
Call me crazy, but I kind of liked Member.
Not-so-boring ideas:
Follower of TubaDiva
Cecil’s Peoples
or, for the more hip:
Cees’s Peeps
Happy Orthodox Jewish Man
Time Waster
I Paid for Dope
For Lynn (depending on circumstances):
Esteemed Administrator
Steamed Administrator.
Asshat Smacker Supreme
She Who Must be Obeyed
All generic:
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S.M.A.R.T Member - (Subscribed Motivated And Really Talented)
“Cecilians”
“Adams Family”
“Ignorarratti”
The Kids in the Hallish “Ignorance Irradicator”
SPOOFE
Underpants Gnome
Generic
Teemingus Maximus
1920’s-style Member
Perfect Student
Daily Dopers (generic)
The Dope Dealer (or Pusher) for Unca Cecil
The Not-Necessarily-Straight Dopers
Man, glad I didn’t walk in on the middle of *this * conversation.
curmudgeon
gadfly
smoke doper
quixote
great zott
cecilyte
Dope Fiend
Dope Addict
you get the idea…
(I like just plain old Subscriber.)
…must rack brain for brilliant idea.
General:
Teem Member
Red Doper Baby
Trainee (for guests)
Don’t blame me; I voted for Cecil
I’m 21 and Ready