SDMB book contest!

Members who joined in 1999 should keep the “Charter Member” designation.

Instead of “Banned” - “Dope.” Short and sweet. Or “Illegal Dope.” Or, since we’re fighting ignorance, “Casualty.”

For Mods + Admin’s - Sword Of Cecil. Or Fist/Blade/Hammer/Whip/Secret Police Dog of Cecil.

How about doing something like google does? (Or used to do, I don’t know if they still do with their recent change). We could have titles depending on the season or holiday (although with diverse membership, this may not work out). How about :

Dope Springs Eternal
Winter of our Dope
Dopetober Skies
Summertime Dope

Of course it would be backward for our southern hemisphere dopers. Dammit why do we have such a diverser far flung group?

Okay, then how about :

**Hamster Herder **

and for people with lots of posts (you know who you are)

Hamster Abuser

Take care

GES

sweet crapmonkeys!

Dangergene: not related to Dangermom

(yeah, l’m not padding my post count, REALLY!!!).

I almost forgot: I’d like my title to be “Fire on Pants.” Thank you.

Tee hee! but will they get it?!?!?

I liked Educable and Unbanned the best so far.

Maybe it’s just my experiences with the Reagan era, but I’m uncomfortable with Dopefeind.

Another “for everyone” suggestion:
Clique Member or In The Clique

Agreed. Default to “Member”, and make it an option. If you must use a set title, I kind of like “Doper”.

General

I paid $4.95 and all I got was this cheap user title!

**Copers

Hopers

Mopers

Nopers

Popers for Libertarian:wink:

Soapers

Fighting Forever**

for Coldfire Clog in

For General Use

Came Back, Brought Pie

Badger

Badger

Badger

Mushroom

Bonsai Kitten

Classified

World Class Drunk

Engage!

Hominid

I’m also against the use of Charter Member. Nobody should be penalized for not finding the SDMB sooner. If any elite class of title is created, it should be granted only by popular, and unseen votes. There would be no threads or polls on this. Periodically the mods would anounce that they were considering nominations. Dopers would e-mail their choices. The winner or winners would be anounced. Their titles would be changed, and they would be inducted into the Clique in a bizarre ceremony the details of which need not concern us.

Cecil Convert

DoctorJ
The shorter, whiter one

Guests:
Welfare Queen
Hanger-On
Just Visiting
Squatter
Wannabe (or Cecilian Wannabe)

Members:
Upstanding Citizen
Valued Contributor
Sucker
Wearing the Pants
Cecilian

Original members:
Cecilian Emeritus
Old School Cecilian

One of the best things about this board is the diversity of knowledge and talents found here. I agree with those who have said let’s not be elitest about when people joined or about how many posts they have.

That said, I vote for customizable (is that a word?) titles for all paid members. It works for other boards and allows for much creativity and many laughs.

Rob

Adams Apple

Not Yet Banned

Fat, Dumb and Happy

Sluggo

$4.95 American is a lot of money

Honorable Member

(All are for paying members, unless where noted)

Mind Wrinkler

Knight of Knowledge

Contributor to Cecil’s Conspiracy

Didn’t Panic

Ignorant of Ignorance

For QED:
All of your answers are belong to Me.

All of my free time are belong to SDMB.

Took the the Red Pill

Dopey
Disciple (counterpart to Perfect Master)
The In Crowd
(Member of the) Doperatti
Ignorance Fighter

For CMs: (only if others get equally cool titles)
Early Bird
Quick on the uptake
Early Adopter
Guinea Pig
Old School
Perfect Apprentice

Istead of “Join Date”:
Fighting Ignorance since:

Ed Zotti:
Little
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!
Clark Kent to Cecil Adam’s Superman

CKDexterHaven:
Adrian Veidt to Ed Zotti’s Ozymandius

Polycarp:
Resident Saint

Jerry:
Hamster tamer
Hamster feeder
Hamster God
Something to do with hamsters, dammit!

Eve:
Knows Slug Signorino

Alan Smithee:
Contest Winner
:smiley:

(generic)
I Paid
Not Banned (yet)
(banned)
Does Not Play Well With Others

Short and simple, for everyone:

Imperfect Servant